if you want to be a martyr, try harder

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

men are getting more and more unfuckable and i don’t mean that in the right wing omg they’re losing their masculinity way i mean it in the way where every time you talk to them somehow the conversation turns into them talking about how awesome ai is. drier than the sahara over here.

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

I have GOT to stop spending $30

a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully

dude i think i might be The Other

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything