if you want to be a martyr, try harder

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

apple spider vinegar

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out