if you want to be a martyr, try harder

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

men are getting more and more unfuckable and i don’t mean that in the right wing omg they’re losing their masculinity way i mean it in the way where every time you talk to them somehow the conversation turns into them talking about how awesome ai is. drier than the sahara over here.