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Legends dropping a teaser and everyone declaring Kai Ninjago will die may be the funniest way to kick off pride month

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Personally, I like the idea of Zane starting with a tall child/shorter teen height and later deciding to rebuild himself akin to a high tension pole.
They“re like, two apples tall.

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it was funnier in my head.
Jaya and third wheel Kai scenes are all fun and games unless you're also an older sibling. The threat is real. It could happen to you.
Cole's emergency snack bag!
Let's farm rivalries with mama
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Long before time had a name (earlier this week), a conversation about biracial headcanons in ninjago was happening, and someone pointed out Geo was canonically biracial. And that got me thinkingā¦is he?
The short answer is: Technically no, because he's a hybrid (offspring of two different species). But since race is more of a social concept, you could argue he qualifies. Such is the way of social constructs.
The long answer is still a no, but I live for the thrill of overanalyzing, so I raise the real important questions:
What does a geckle-munce hybrid look like? Or more specifically, how different are the geckles and munce really?
But first, I'm not a scientist. I just happen to enjoy designs that make sense in a narrative, and thanks to the simplistic nature of legos, I'm taking this chance to explore a canon compliant version of these species.
First: Geckles!Ā
These little guys are humanoid creatures that live underground and share a lot of traits with bats, like their habitat and looks.
Geckles are shown to be smarter than the munce in exchange for being physically smaller. I would bet they could also be faster and more agile than their taller counterparts however, their way of living and social rules doesn't require them to fully develop these skills.
Fun fact, bats are capable of multi-level social structure; they're pretty smart!
Muncesā design are, to me, a bit more bland to explore. They look and act like pretty average ogres: Big dumb green humanoid creature with crazy strength. And thatās fine! They're fantasy classics for a reason.
I donāt think munce were made for the underground life. Unlike geckles, who are smaller and seem to be adapted for that environment (lower supply of food and sunlight), munce bodies are too big for that, they need more resources.
Here is when I put on my tinfoil hat. Since Vania, the princess of shintaro, the girl who loves to read and hoard knowledge, doesnāt seem to be aware of the existence of geckles and munce living underground, I can only assume itās a shameful, hidden part of shintaroās past.
Sky folk are not native to the mountain, so the idea of both species coexisting (geckle mostly in the deeper caves and munce on the shallower ones, hunting outside them) just for the Sky people to come from who knows where, decide they didnāt like sharing, forcing the natives to hide inside underground and erasing them from their history books (and later enslave them), isnāt so crazy.
But anyways, back on track.Ā
As stated before, geckles and munce seem to be at opposite sides of the spectrum (great way to visually show the clash of their tribes!). And before I learned about Geo, I thought they were the same species that somehow did some crazy genetic backflips to end up looking so different, even though they live in the same environment. Think about a Chihuahua next to a Tibetan mastiff, both look wildly different (albeit by human hand) but still are the same species.
But with the knowledge of them being different species and the forced underground migration theory, their appearance makes a little bit more sense.
Running with the idea of munce being inspired by ogres we can assume theyāre averaging a height of 2m, more than that would simply be absurd for someone living in underground caves. And since they seem to use fighting as a method of problem solving, they must be beefier to be able to survive their own customs. I also believe they would hunt in teams/packs, mostly because Iām pretty sure one of their main sources of food were dire bats whichā¦letās not delve on the implications of that too much.
Geckles on the other hand are pretty tiny, having children models in the show. Probably around 1.50m. Iām not entirely sure if baldness is a genetic thing or a social norm as I havenāt found a single geckle with luscious locks, but theyāre able to grow facial hair just fine. They remind me of naked moles, who are mammals with an āalmost entirely ectothermic (cold-blooded) form of body temperature regulationā. Very economical system, very demure use of their limited energy.
A detail I find interesting is that munce have some form of sexual dimorphism (mainly breast size) while geckles are pretty much all the same.
Just like with any species, both geckles and munce have their own spectrums. There has to be a taller chunkier geckle roaming around somewhere, or a smaller skinnier munce who avoids fighting.
Iām also pretty sure both geckle and munce newborns are very alike, and thatās how Geo was able to survive early childhood.
His parents could've passed him off as a weird looking geckle until he started to develop marks, got his tusks, grew too tall to keep up the lie and, eventually, got bullied off the mountain.
Since theyāre able to create a healthy offspring, they probably reside very close in the genetic family tree. And because every road in Ninjago leads to the oni and dragons, who are apparently the equivalent of the primordial soup in this universe, I believe both geckles and the munce are the result of devonians and dragonians mingling with humans.
here's a quick diagram to show how genetically close Geo would be from the original creatures of this world, using Lloyd for reference.
Based solely on appearance, geckles lean on the devonian side while munce are closer to dragonians. Which is a funny if you consider orcs tend to share more characteristics with traditional oni.
Since munce and geckle characteristics seem to be opposites, I think Geo would end up with an average if not slightly taller human height (175~185cm), with the boba looking eyes of a geckle but smaller like a munceās and of course, big pointy ears although not so big as to be the same size as his whole head. His tusks may be smaller than a 'pure' munce while also getting slightly sharper fangs from his geckle side. And lastly, my favorite part of his mix and matching: His markings!Ā
His marks have clear borders and tend to go on groups of three like a gecklesā while following the munce halo effect. They also mix the sharp, more dynamic angles munce marks have with the soft rounded shape of a geckleās! He's awesome!
And thatās the end of my rantā¦for now. Can you tell I love thinking about creatures and how theyāre affected by their world? The little details Geo has makes me think of the all the love and effort someone put in their job while making him, and I suppose this is my way of sending that love back :)
Tell me why when i ao3 search on ninjago with only the tag whump, thereās so SO much Kai-centric stuff. There is SO much i DIDNT EVEN FILTER FOR HIM I DIDN5. TELL ME WHY TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME EXPLAIN EXPKAIN EXPLAIN EXPAIN EX0AINNN RAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Breaking my pro lurker streak with this because I haven't seen anyone bring it up- alas I've been only in the ninjago hole for about a year- but Kai was manufactured in a angtsy, whumpy lab since the very beginning of the show.
Just going with the original run time, not only does he arguably have the hardest implied childhood (or lack thereof) he's also the only one that gets a "job" when unlocking his true potential.
Zane, Jay and Cole unlock it with different variations of "it's okay to be yourself, you're enough", a very important message for a show aimed at kids! Even later Nya gets a similar one with "it's okay to fail" (it doesn't make you less).
Lloyd is special because I'm not sure what his lesson was but I'm between "you're strong enough" and "there's always hope".
Kai though, unlocks it by realizing he isn't The Hero, he's the one that protects it. And to me was the last nail in the tragic comedy coffin that Kai's character will forever rest in.
He's been in the role of caretaker since he was five with his fake it till you make it Big Brother will protect you personality and then, he discovers he can be a ninja! Maybe even The Legendary Green Ninja. Someone so powerful that he isn't afraid of anything and is loved by everyone, someone Kai so desperately wants to be.
All of this just for the show to slap him back into place and tell him he won't ever be the great hero, he's meant to help the hero, be there for him and help him grow. It's not a "you're enough" or a "you're already special". It's a direct order from the universe to protect the green ninja, Lloyd, the one that actually matters.
Kai is so tragic because his whole life he's been putting someone's needs before his, and the second he gets to dream about being special enough to never struggle again, to matter, he's reminded that he was never meant for that spotlight.
And the saddest part is that he doesn't fight it, he may be loud, act arrogant and yes he's a bit jealous, but he takes the role with a smile because deep down, he knows his place.
While everyone else gets reassured that they're enough just by being themselves, Kai gets reminded he has a job to do.
And then the writers kept rubbing their hands evilly while stacking marshmallow shaped trauma on the spikes Kai calls hair and then roasting him on a campfire for years and years, godspeed.
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