get back honky cat😤

taxi driver: I’m close, where are you?

elton: oh I see you

taxi driver: are you the guy in the middle of the road?

david: I want to hear those three little words

elton: I love you

david: that’s sweet but try again

elton: fine.

sol: can’t hear you hating all the way down here

robert: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know it until it’s too late

sol: ...

elton: I have this headache that keeps just coming and going

taron: *steps in the room*

david: zero

elton: what

david: because I love you and I would give everything to you

elton:

dexter: you’re a hazard to society.

elton: stop naming moves after me

david, imitating elton: everyone’s an idiot expect for me!

Taron: ...

Taron: popcorn!

elton: shopping bags!

elton:

elton: hey bernie do you know him?

bernie: oh that’s david furnish, he-

elton: he’s cute

bernie: you should try flirting with him

elton: I think he’s straight

elton: c:

david:

david: is that your hand on my bum?

elton: ...

elton: it was an accident

david: but your hand is still on my bum

elton:

Elton: I don’t know what to say-

Bernie: just be yourself, say something nice

Elton:

Taron: it’s my to-do list

Richard: ... it just has my name on it?

Taron: