the gardener's final argument

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

I'm trying not to rewrite my whole personality around this but I did just wake up from a dream where I was told I was "an ambassador of the bloody god" so that was pretty fucking awesome if I do say so myself.

i like to think that if i was faced with horror beyond my comprehension id just be like well not my problem. thats for some fourth dimensional being. i have regular shit to deal with

i just checked my status effects for the first time in a while how long have i been Doomed for