Knowledge Is Half The Battle

By siccing him on some unfortunate, innocent person, yes. I'll get right on it.

Are you telling me to do it for you, because I will.

Yes. Yes, you do. And then introduce Kevin to them so they can deal with him. -Sul

Also... I got this weird feeling in my chest that I've never felt before when I thought about talking to you right now. Do you think it could be... love? Wait. Wait, no. I've felt this before. It's not love, it's a TARANTULA IN MY CHEST. THAT BASTARD TOOK MY HEART AND REPLACED IT WITH A SPIDER, DONT INCINERATE THE BOX JUST SEND IT BACK ILL HANDLE THIS

Watch out, Kevin might have sent you something on my behalf for Valentines Day. Knowing him it's probably something creepy like a spider, or centipedes, or a furby. I advise you to incinerate anything that he gives you. - P.A.W.

He waits until the giant lowers his bow to stand. "What was your plan, if I can ask? Maybe I can help you instead? I'm all for trying to get us out of that place as long as it doesn't jeopardize our plans. Or involve me opening doors that weren't there five minutes ago and are clearly growling at people who pass by. I don't know why people keep making me do that, we've lost three people to those things!"

"I think the rune was just meant to send him back where he came from, not keep him there. He can probably get back here the same way he did in the first place. Hmm..." He glances up at the horrified but angry giant that is aiming an arrow at his face before hastily adding "I'm certain that he's fine! Trust me, I'm a scientist!!"

The smug smile on his face quickly fades as he accesses the situation. Let's see, on the floor with a horrified almost-stranger, in an unfamiliar house, wearing someone else's clothes. Oh, and he just banished the woman's boyfriend to the underworld and bragged about it. There's that too. "Er, I mean there's no evidence that points to that happening! He'll probably be back to ruthlessly stealing bodies in no time! Okay, about that, I don't mean to be rude but what the hell did he get me into!?"

After a few seconds of silence the stone slips from his hand, landing face down and revealing the rune on it's back. By the time it hits the ground Peter is already awake. "HA! It worked! Sent that jerk right back to the underworld! Probably! I don't really know where ghosts go after coming in contact with Night Valian exorcism runes but I hope that it's boring and there's no science to do!" He says, far too triumphantly for someone who just fainted and is now on the ground with a strange woman.

"I'd love to! Certainly better than learning alone like I did, that didn't go so well for me, haha..." With a distant look in his eyes he lightly touches his face, as if to confirm that it's still there. "But anyway," He forces a smile. "let's see what he left me!" Peter cautiously opens the package to find a seemingly ordinary stone. "Okay, so he might be a bit angry with me because he engraved 'TAKE THIS, YOU FACELESS UNDEAD BASTARD' into this rock. Should I-" And then he faints.

"We could try to find another portal like the one I came through, that one was definitely one way though." Well, it /was/ a two way portal to Desert Bluffs until he panicked and closed it to slow down the abomination pursuing him. "Do you think we should risk re-calibrating the one to my..." He trails off as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small parcel labelled 'FOR GHOST PETER'. "Huh, this must be from the other Peter. Er, do I open it?"

"Oh. Right. Okay. Okay. I'll go alone but how do I get over there? Wait, are we still doing the tea party thing or am I breaking into his house and possessing him? They're both equally terrifying options." He has a sinking feeling that he'll have to give the body back to it's original owner soon.