robophilia et plus

people “hear me out”-ing blatantly sexualized furry girls is so funny. i know ppl who wanna fuck microwaves

Making you watch sick gross porn while I keep my fingers in your cunt to check if it gets wet so I can mock you for being a disgusting whore

honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is

this post was about liking factory machines and taking apart computers but im glad people are having fun theorising

You know what, fuck it, I don't *want* some frivolous, artisanal, lighter-than-air computer with no customizability, no upgradeability, no reparability, no ports, and a lifetime of *maybe* 3 years if you're lucky. I want a fucking great BEAST of a computer that's designed to last a minimum of 50 years, with ports up the wazoo and optional drives for every kind of media! I want modular components that you can drop in a bog for a year, dry them off, and have them still work fine! I want them to make a noise like "ker-chunk!" when you slide them into place! I want a switch that you pull to turn it on! And I don't want software that constantly forces you to get a pointless, cosmetic "upgrade" every few months either! I want durability! I want longevity! I want satisfying haptics! I want Silicon Valley to go fuck itself!

if you're a girl and you're commando in sweatpants i am GOING to do everything in my power to make your cock hard like my life depends on seeing sweatpants girlbulge

thinking about an android that's been alone for hundreds of years until finally a human stumbles across them and the android can't get enough of the human's presence. like taking readings of the human's scent, body temperature, measurements, ect. And wanting to stay close to the human, realizing they've been experiencing the emotion "loneliness" and now ... Happiness.

Shirt that says 'Humans fear me, bots want me'

where is my precious robot that I can tease? I wanna pull and lightly touch her wires 😭🥺 I wanna make her go all static,,,