I STEAL THINGS TO FEEL JOY

add context to your needs .  happy roleplaying !!  ♡

basically i got shippy and now there's these soft little prompts for romantic, platonic, and yearning situations!! use them at your leisure!

" you're shivering. here, take my jacket. "

" you... sorry, you just got a little something on your face... here, let me get it for you. "

" hey, so... i know you haven't been feeling great, so i picked up a few of your favorite snacks, drinks... "

" you stayed? "

" well, of course i stayed. you're here, where else would i be? "

" oh! i found this in the mall, i figured it might be something you'd like! "

" hey, everything's gonna be fine. stay where you are, i'm on my way. "

" wow... you look... you look amazing. "

" we should grab some coffee together, sometime. "

" holy crap, i thought you were dead! never do that to me again! "

" i made some breakfast, if you're hungry? "

" your hands are freezing! let me warm them up... "

" i knew you wouldn't go to sleep willingly, so i brought you some chamomile tea and a blanket. twenty minutes of shut-eye, okay? "

" it's okay. i promise you, i will be here when you wake up. "

" hey! hey, hey, it's alright! it's okay, my darling/friend/love, i'm here, i've got you... "

" i'll walk you home. "

" you need a lift? "

" i... sometimes, i guess i kinda wish you could see yourself through my eyes. "

" i see you still have my shirt! "

" i got starbucks. this is your favorite, isn't it? "

" you look like you could use a hug. "

" okay, quit it with the drinks. i think that's enough, hmm? i'll cover the tab, but for now, let's get you home... "

" i'm not letting you sleep on the couch. come on. get under the blankets. "

" i mean... i-i'm cool with sharing the bed if you are. "

" you were in a really bad way, i wasn't about to abandon you. "

" hey... you've been crying. "

" don't think i won't carry you if i have to! "

" of course i noticed. i notice everything about you. "

" i knew you wouldn't bring a jacket, so i made sure to color co-ordinate with you so you could wear mine on the way home. "

" please, talk to me... it kills me seeing you like this. "

" i got a reservation at that fancy italian place you like. come on. get ready, we can get there in time if we get dressed now! "

" he/she/they were an idiot. you're amazing, and if they can't see that, that's on them. "

" i'd happily go kick their arse, but i don't think that would help you. "

" you don't owe me anything. "

" i wish i could just freeze time. let this moment be forever. "

" i got you some flowers. but, if you have allergies, i also got fake flowers! just in case. "

" you realise you don't need to ask my permission, don't you? "

" what's mine is yours. always. "

" i don't know precisely what i did to earn your presence in my life, but... i'd do it a thousand times over if i knew what it was. "

" yes, these last few years have been a living hell, but... i'd live them a thousand times over if it meant you being safe and happy. "

‘ i’m living in the future. ’

‘ am i depressed? ’

‘ am i dying? is this real? ’

‘ it’s anyone’s guess. ’

‘ am i kinda hot? ’

‘ that’s what i thought. ’

‘ alrighty then. ’

‘ when’s it going to end? ’

‘ i’ll bother getting better when i bother getting dressed. ’

‘ i don’t know what’s happening. ’

‘ what the fuck is going on?’ 

‘ he’s a really cool guy.’ 

‘ he walks into a room and everyone respects him. ’

‘ did i mention the shirt? ’

‘ i just wanna feel good. ’

‘ just google it. you’re an adult, you can figure it out. ’

‘ you owe a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent.’ 

‘ you’re my best friend. ’

‘ you know me and i know you. ’

‘ we’ve got shit that we’ll get through. ’

‘ still you. ’

‘ why would you think you’re entitled to a dumpling? ’ 

‘ what the fuck did i do? ’

 ‘ you should kill that. ’

‘ um, no. fuck that. ’

‘ i get it. this is the real you. ’

‘ it’s a pleasure. nice to meet you. ’

‘ why’s he looking at me? ’

‘ oh god, he’s moving! ’

‘ i don’t wanna think about it. ’

‘ i’m taking it slow. ’

‘ most think she died. ’

‘ it’s anyone’s guess what then happened next. ’ 

‘ who cares? ’

‘ i’m lost. ’

‘ am i going crazy? maybe. maybe not. ’

‘ swore i had a point to make but i forgot. ’

‘ you don’t want to wake up. ’

‘ you don’t want to live. ’

‘ tell me what you’re feeling right now. ’

“Whatcha lookin’ at?”

“What do you mean? There’s no one else in the room but us.”

“D-Do you hear that? It’s coming from the mirror.”

“Oh god. T-There’s something looking through the window.”

“Did you hear that? I could’ve sworn I heard someone say my name.”

“We don’t own a record player, do we? Then what’s that noise.”

“Don’t go downstairs. I heard it calling for you…in my voice.”

“You’ve been dead for six years?”

“I keep hearing (name) screaming for me every night, but they’ve been dead for years.”

“What do you mean you didn’t leave me this message? Who did?”

“T-There are these pictures of me sleeping on my phone from last night, but there was no one else here.”

“Do you hear laughing? It’s coming from above us. The attic. Was that footsteps?”

“Whatever you do, don’t look in the mirror. It won’t be your reflection staring back.”

“If you go outside now, they’ll take you.”

“I feel like I’m being watched.”

“The dog isn’t growling at you. He’s growling at something beside you.”

“The cat isn’t staring at you…she’s staring behind you.”

“I live alone, but last night, I felt breath on my neck.”

“I know our neighbor died, but I still hear him talking to himself every day like he used to.”

“P-Please tell me you see it? That figure at the end of the bed.”

"i never noticed your eyes were this pretty."

"i'll stay in tonight, thanks."

"i can't even trust myself anymore."

"anything to eat around here?"

"i hope to repay your kindness someday."

"you're a terrible flirt you know."

"the only time you talk to me is when you need something."

"how did you find me?"

"how can i possibly trust you? after all you've done."

"i take orders from your father, not you."

"you're not a very convincing liar."

"i thought i'd never see you again."

"why can't i come with you?"

"it was my fault. it was all my fault."

"all this anger and hate, it's not good for you."

"this is the part where you apologize."

"is being drunk an excuse?"

"let me out of here! let me go!"

"aren't we in a good mood today?"

"i was making sure you weren't dead, since you never called."

"there's nothing left for me here."

"i know i lied to you. you can hate me and it's all right."

"i've been waiting for you for a long time."

"what happened? i heard a crash."

"was it you? did you do all this?"

"don't come any closer!"

"looking for something?"

"you're too scared to do it, aren't you?"

"i thought you'd like this."

"you came back!"

"i like seeing you smile."

"i must warn you, i won't go easy on you this time."

"it's better to expect disappointment."

"sorry to put you through that. i guess i owe you one now."

"no way, i'm not doing that."

"it's you! you came for me."

"could you be happy here with me?"

"let me buy you another drink."

"why should i trust you?"

"he's only mostly dead."

"knowledge is power."

"i screwed up. i know."

"we're going to have to stay here tonight."

"help me choose something to wear?"

"i do care."

"i'm sorry, i'm not what you think i am."

"how many more people need to die before you're satisfied?"

"you scared me."

"just try to hang on."

"i risked my life for you!"

"two years later and you haven't changed."

"we're not so different after all."

"i need you to trust me."

"why are you being so stubborn?"

"you don't scare me."

"i'm scared of what you're becoming."

"you look like you just saw a ghost."

"that's quite a scratch you've got there."

"i've always hated it."

"this is the part where you leave."

"don't treat me like a child."

"you were talking in your sleep."

"what are you doing out here by yourself?"

"wait. i've heard that sound before."

"would it be alright if i borrowed this?"

"i think i have a bit more experience with this thing than you do."

"it's not stealing if it was mine to begin with."

"it's nothing personal."

"you were going to leave without saying goodbye?"

"i'll still be here when you wake up."

"don't you fucking dare!"

"you're lucky you're cute."

"it's too dark, i can't see anything."

"i swear it wasn't me."

"that is not an appropriate question to ask a lady you've just met."

"i've got your back, okay?"

"how long have i been asleep?"

"just who do you think you are?"

"i think i might've broken something..."

"i wish you'd take better care of yourself."

"is this what you wanted?"

"what do you want in exchange for it?"

"did you miss me?"

"i'm trying my best and it's not good enough."

"it's not safe for people to see us together."

"don't lie to me."

"i see a lot of myself in you."

"take a seat, we're gonna be here a while."

"i won't hate you. i know you think that's what you deserve but it's not."

"who do you fight for?"

"it's rare to see your kind around here."

"walk with me?"

"i know you better than you think."

"why did you bring me here?"

"what did you want to tell me?"

"you don't even know my name."

"it's nothing, i'm just tired."

"of course i care. you're my family."

"i didn't tell you because i was afraid... of losing you."

"where is my candy, you son of a bitch?"

"you want me to punch him in the face?"

"please... say something."

"who the hell invited you?"

"we need to be careful."

"i just wanted to say i'm sorry."

"we're locked in!"

"don't be naked. i'm coming in."

"do you ever get afraid?"

"you wouldn't understand."

"promise you'll say something if you need help?"

"where have you been?"

"there was blood everywhere."

"i just need to step away for a bit, get some fresh air."

"we're safe, aren't we?"

"how about a little midnight snack?"

"how many people have you killed? how many?"

"whatever you're going to ask, the answer is no."

"you look... amazing."

trigger warnings for: general angst, general negative behaviors, death and dying. feel free to change phrasing / pronouns to fit scenarios better.

❝ I’m sorry if it upsets you, but I’m going to marry her. ❞

❝ Whatever you’re going to ask, the answer is No! ❞

❝ If you do this, you will be dead to me. ❞

❝ Go to hell . ❞

❝ I hope that what I’ve said hasn’t hurt you too much. ❞

❝ If you leave now, you get nothing. ❞

❝ She doesn’t understand you like I do. ❞

❝ I wish we never met. ❞

❝ Did I make you proud? Did I ever make you proud? ❞

❝ This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us. ❞

❝ Get away from me! ❞

❝ Go. Just… go. ❞

❝ This is my fault. ❞

❝ You promised! You promised you’d stay! ❞

❝ Everyone leaves in the end. They come, and they go. They all go… ❞

❝ I’m not just going to stand by while you destroy everything. ❞

❝ I’m giving up. ❞

❝ I can’t lose you again! ❞

❝ If one of us has to live, I’d rather it was you. ❞

❝ I’ve been lying to you. ❞

❝ Stop acting like you’re happy. I know you’re not. ❞

❝ I’ve moved on. ❞

❝ You don’t understand. ❞

❝ Shut up. I don’t want to hear another word from your mouth. ❞

❝ I never want to see you again! ❞

❝ Don’t touch me! ❞

❝ I’ve never loved you. ❞

❝ I think we should break up. ❞

❝ I’m still in love with you. ❞

❝ I’m a byproduct of a broken promise. ❞

❝ What did you do? ❞

❝ I needed you, and you didn’t care. ❞

’  it  turns  out  being  told  the  place  and  time  of  your  death  in  front  of  your  family  with  a  mouthful  of  corn  dog  at  a  fairground  is  the  very  opposite  of  fun.  ’

’  meet  my  executioner.  ’

’  i’m  well  aware  rats  cannot  play  musical  instruments.  ’

’  when  you’ve  been  alone  for  as  long  as  i  have,  you  tend  to  anthropomorphize  your  friends.  ’

’  the  armrest  to  your  left  is  yours.  the  one  to  your  right  is  your  neighbors.  if  you  believe  both  armrests  are  yours  exclusively,  you  are  part  of  the  problem.  ’

’  this  just  shows  the  high  standard  of  excellence  !  even  in  competition  against  yourself,  you  can  still  walk  away  a  loser  !  ’

’  tonight,  we  shall  raise  a  middle  finger  to  that  most  ruthless  adjudicator  called  time.  ’

’  something  doesn’t  feel  quite  right.  ’

’  how  can  this  be  fair  ?  ’

’  what’s  the  point  of  even  suing  ?  ’

’  there’s  nothing  left  to  do  except  to  rot.  ’

’  i  hope  i  wiped  my  browser  history  clean.  ’

’  i  did  not  feel  safe  at  all  .’

’  democracy  rocks  !  ’

’  even  in  death,  i  can’t  escape  her  !  ’

’  well  played,  satan,  well  played.  ’

’  being  the  only  gay  man  in  a  small  rural  high  school  is  kind  of  like  having  a  laptop  in  the  stone  age.  i  mean,  sure,  you  can  have  one,  but  there’s  nowhere  to  plug  it  in.  ’

’  i’m  really  freaked  out  right  now.  ’

’  do  you  want  to  know  what  really  freaks  me  out  ?  ’

’  when  a  lioness  has  children,  she  stops  making  love  to  the  lion.  the  lion  gets  jealous.  sometimes  so  jealous  that  he  eats  the  children.  you’d  think  this  would  upset  the  lioness,  far  from  it.  they  make  love  again  as  if  the  children  never  existed.  ’

‘  i’m  going  to  stand  a  little  farther  away  from  you.  okay  ?  ’

’  ever  since  i  was  six  years  old,  i  knew  i  wasn’t  long  for  this  world.  ’

’  don’t  interrupt,  sweetie.  ’

’  i  am  the  best  by  any  metric  of  society.  i  get  that.  but  if  that  is  how  worth  is  measured,  i  want  no  part  in  it.  ’

’  okay,  it’s  clear,  i’m  the  top  of  this  class.  ’

’  fetch  me  a  coffee,  shine  my  shoes.  ’

’  some  of  us  are  winners,  some  were  born  to  lose.  ’

’  he’ll  rob  a  7-11  and  go  straight  to  jail.  ’

’  what’s  he  gonna  do,  solve  a  rubik’s  cube  ?  how  long’s  he  got  if  we  feed  him  through  a  tube  ?  ’

’  he’ll  never  learn  to  read.  he’s  never  gonna  breed.  he’s  going  to  jail  guaranteed,  and  she’s  a  freaky  monster  !  ’

’  we  need  a  little  less  of  them,  a  little  more  of  me  !  ’

’  you  just  told  your  best  friend  that  her  greatest  achievement  in  life  will  be  to  become  an  organ  donor.  ’

’  that’s  okay  !  it  kinda,  really,  super  hurt,  but  .  .  .  ’

’    what  i  did  there  is  exactly  what  you  shouldn’t  do.  ’

’  you  challenged  my  preconceived  notion  that  all  gay  dues  are  fun  to  be  around.  ’

’  sweet  jesus  christ  on  a  bike.  ’

’  i’ve  seen  the  movie  the  blue  angel  about  a  billion  and  one  times.  ’

’  mom  tells  me  i  gotta  try  to  blend  in  so  i  tried  really  hard  to  dial  it  back.  ’

’  i  wanted  a  man  that  would  drive  me  to  drink.  ’

’  can  you  keep  it  in  your  pants  for  one  second,  you  horrible  succubus  ?  ’

’  i  embrace  a  new  man  every  night.  ’

’  i  want  to  be  that  fucked  up  girl.  ’

’  i  think  i  am  in  love  with  you.  ’

’  i’ve  heard  that  lie  a  million  times  before.  ’

’  tell  him  that  like  him,  i  choose  to  burn  out,  rather  than  fade  away.  ’

‘  that  was  dope  !  ’

‘  level  up  !  ’

’  in  my  country  it  is  natural  for  two  men  to  show  affection  by  kissing.  ’

’  there  is  a  difference  between  affection  and  smut.  ’

’  what’s  the  lesson  ?  ’

’  not  every  story  has  a  lesson.  ’

’  every  story  has  a  lesson  except  saw  five.  ’

’  porno  ?  that  is  a  genre.  that  doesn’t  tell  a  story.  ’

’  i  think  it’s  messed  up  that  we  celebrate  violence  and  demonize  the  very  act  of  love.  porno  is  magical.  ’

’  i’m  never  mad  at  you.  i’m  just  frequently  disappointed.  ’

’  just  cause  i’m  all  gangsta  doesn’t  automatically  make  me  a  homophobe.  ’

’  that  shit  was  emotionally  devastating.  ’

’  we  were  engaged.  ’

’  i  have  no  respect  for  this  country.  ’

’  my  life  is  awesome.  ’

’  this  beat  is  awesome  !  ’

’  i  am  vulnerable  now.  ’

’  i  lay  my  masculinity  at  the  altar  of  your  maidenhood.  ’

’  i  wanna  be  with  you,  baby.  ’

’  love  conquers  all.  ’

’  look  at  me,  i  am  physically  weeping  !  ’

’  and  that  is  why  not  everyone  should  have  a  library  card.  ’

’  the  world  needs  more  poets.  ’

’  and  this  is  why  you  both  sucked  at  math  !  ’

’  there  are  no  accidents.  ’

’  since  we’re  all  sharing,  i  would  like  to  talk  about  my  religion.  ’

’  for  lo,  i  am  a  prophet.  ’

’  i  guess  you  could  say  i’m  pretty  sexy  on  another  planet.  ’

’  who  are  you  right  now  ?  ’

’  we  need  your  fantastic  seed.  ’

’  i  know  you’ve  heard  the  legend  of  the  sexy  cat  women  from  zolar.  ’

’  won’t  you  please  help  save  our  galaxy  ?  ’

’  what  would  you  do  in  my  place  ?  ’

’  oh  my  goodness,  what  have  i  gotten  myself  into  ?  ’

’  i’m  a  lover,  not  a  fighter  !  ’

’  i  wanna  hold  your  hands.  ’

’  i  have  no  desire  to  rule  the  galaxy.  to  hold  you  close  is  enough  for  me.  ’

’  i’m  gonna  give  you  the  cliff  notes  for  every  prophet  that  ever  lived:  life  is  hard  enough  without  making  up  reasons  to  be  dicks  to  each  other.  ’

’  let’s  take  care  of  each  other.  ’

’  for  love  is  the  closest  you  can  come  to  another  person,  for  it’s  the  closest  you  can  come  to  being  another  person.  ’

’  and  then  peace  was  restored.  ’

’  there’s  only  one  commandment  in  my  bible.  don’t  be  a  dick.  ’

’  in  choosing  myself,  that  would  be  the  ultimate  dick  move.  ’

’  i’m  the  same  person  i  always  was.  it’s  just  no  one  ever  listened  to  me.  ’

’  if  the  holy  people  are  to  be  kept  harmless  from  war,  then  make  all  people  holy.  ’

’  we  all  know  the  worms  must  be  fed.  ’

’  my  soul.  is  it  here  ?  ’

’  cruel  existence  was  only  a  shame.  ’

’  won’t  you  tell  me  at  last  who  i  am  ?  ’

’  i  hear  the  anguish  of  the  street.  ’

’  if  this  is  how  i  die,  lord,  why  be  left  with  no  family  and  no  friends  ?  ’

’  time  eats  all  his  children  in  the  end.  ’

’  this  is  no  way  to  die.  ’

’  isn’t  there  anyone  to  tell  me  who  i  am  ?  ’

’  that  song  is  so  overplayed.  ’

’  how  did  you  find  the  entire  meaning  of  my  life  in  such  a  phrase  ?  ’

’  not  even  the  dutch  speak  dutch.  ’

’  i’ve  never  been  drunk  before.  or  kissed  a  man.  ’

’  your  life  was  tragic.  ’

’  how  do  we  know  it’s  my  birthday  ?  ’

’  what’s  a  savannah  ?  ’

’  it’s  a  fire  sale  in  my  brain  and  everything  must  go.  ’

’    you  know  i  envy  you.  ’

’  i  was  building  a  life  and  you  were  satisfied  doing  nothing.  ’

’  i  thought  my  life  had  meaning,  turns  out  it  didn’t.  ’

’  my  death  has  really  affected  me.  ’

’  naturally  my  death  has  affected  you  !  can’t  you  just  listen  for  once,  without  making  everything  about  yourself  ?  ’

’  i  lost  my  virginity  to  a  carnie  in  a  porta  potty.  ’

’  he  had  this  tattoo  on  his  forearm.  it  was  of  two  skeletons  having  sex,  and  it  said  born  to  bone  on  the  bottom  of  it.  ’

’  after  a  while,  i  started  feeling  crummy  about  stuff.  ’

’  i  really  wish  i  never  thought  those  things.  ’

’  i  just  wanted  to  do  it,  so  i  didn’t  have  to  think  about  doing  it  anymore.  ’

’  i  used  to  think  that  life  was  just  a  heart  breaker.  it  breaks  til  you  can’t  take  no  more.  ’

’  there’s  nothing  wrong  with  being  the  nicest  girl  in  town.  ’

’  you  knew  all  along  i  could  never  do  it.  ’

’  no  one  will  win  here,  and  no  one  can  lose.  ’

’  no  one  keeps  score  of  how  hard  we  tried.  ’

QUESTIONS FOR MUNS.