I totally forgot that according to William Joyce, Santa Claus can sneak into people’s houses because he was a world-class thief in his youth, Jack Frost and Mother Goose are an item, the Tooth Fairy is from India and wields twin talwars, the Easter Bunny has six arms and turns feral when he eats chocolate, and the Bogeyman sired Mother Nature (who’s in an ace-romantic relationship with the Sandman).


















