the bestest beefiest boy @roberts-son - Tumblr Blog

Woof woof bark yip bark awoo woof

(Anyway yeah eye had an idea and eye made this for fun. Eye don't know how much introduction this needs its- it's beef. You know the drill)

#beef dispatch #rp account #dispatch rp #dispatch

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greenxreaper-deactivated2019112

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dispatch-control

Can you do a call that beef ran off (someone left the door open) and we don't know where he is

DISPATCH ALERT - MAXIMUM PRIORITY

Beef, the Dog, Critical member of the SDN, is MISSING.

Be on the look out for a small, chonky black and white chihuahua.

If spotted, lure him in with dog treats, ham slices, or get Robert or Chase.

This is a PRIORITY CALL. We are calling in all available resources on this one. Unlimited Overtime is activated until this matter is resolved.

roberts-son

*he is having a very good time. He is now covered in blood and running away with a whole chain of sausage links*

(Edit: EYE MEANT TO SAY MUD NOT BLOOD HES COVERED IN MUD)

#dispatch rp #doggy

robertsevilson

Woof?

@roberts-son

woof woof

roberts-son

Woof wuff bark bark bork RUFF

#beef dispatch #beef the dog #dispatch rp blog #dispatch rp

arteyefact

*a portal opens mid Town and a red woman rips through, laughing*

"Oh its SO nice to be back!"

*she draws a clawed hand along the side of a building as she walks. It rips open like paper*

"This'll be fun~"

*Pandemonica is causing mayhem*

roberts-son

BARK :3

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nox-from-hr

I randomly remembered about the time I fed beef uranium, so be graced with this meme

@rrobertson3 @roberts-son @batboner69 @malevola-gibb-rp @swarm-mother @lightningstruckdispatch

guythatgotchuckedbyroyd

nox-from-hr

It was an acCIDENT

I fucked up

guythatgotchuckedbyroyd

HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY GIVE A FUCKING DOG URANIUM

nox-from-hr

I TRADED IT FOR A GUN

BEEF HAD A GUN OK

I WANTED ANOTHER GUN AND DIDNT USE ANY LOGICAL FORESIGHT OK??

guythatgotchuckedbyroyd

Jesus christ I just hope the dog's okay I know he's our enemies dog but Jesus man or whatever gender-neutral term

nox-from-hr

Beef’s virtually immortal now, courtesy of @swarm-mother

I didn’t mean to feed Beef uranium.

swarm-mother

Uh, excuse you, he's not "virtually immortal." He's immortal, full stop.

What do you take me for? An armature?

nox-from-hr

didn’t remember if you made Beef 100% immortal or just gave Beef a really long life, sorry for the insult/gen

swarm-mother

I mean, technically it's both. He will live for a very, very, very, very, very long time. He will also generate from any wound he might take.

The mechanism will of course eventually cease to function but it'll continue to self repair both itself and it's host for a few hundred thousand years at least.

roberts-son

Bark bark!

*beef has gone from eating trash on earth to floating in space impressively fast*

nox-from-hr

I randomly remembered about the time I fed beef uranium, so be graced with this meme

@rrobertson3 @roberts-son @batboner69 @malevola-gibb-rp @swarm-mother @lightningstruckdispatch

swarm-mother

Oh yeah... how's that beastie doing anyways?

roberts-son

*currently digging through trash for food*

strawberryhitscan

mischievous puppy

ask-the-z-team

Uhh does the z team want more beefs?

..Why.

Why are there so many. I only needed one dog.

- Robert

I think.. MerBeef would be okay?

I could help keep him hydrated and.. and make little pools for him..

That sounds kind of nice.. actually..

- Waterboy

Cat Beef is MINE.

Look at him. He’s perfect.

- Prism

Absolutely not.

I draw the line at evil beef.

- Flambae

roberts-son

:O

yourlocalfandomfriendo

You wanna know how I found you?

@roberts-son

Yes

roberts-son

(Let’s just say I’m watching)

yourlocalfandomfriendo

CECIL ??????????

roberts-son

yourlocalfandomfriendo

Your hair is so fucking blue right now Jesus fuck

roberts-son

(It dyes meye skin)

(Also this picture is atrocious whu is meye face shaped like that)

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yourlocalfandomfriendo

You wanna know how I found you?

@roberts-son

Yes

roberts-son

(Let’s just say I’m watching)

yourlocalfandomfriendo

CECIL ??????????

roberts-son

yourlocalfandomfriendo

You wanna know how I found you?

@roberts-son

Yes

roberts-son

(Let’s just say I’m watching)

marius-vonraum

is he ok?! i hope he didnt feel lonely

Hey. Hey buddy? Are you.,,,,? Um. He's no t moving

clobver-buonnie

is he seal....?

marius-vonraum

He's my Waterboy seal

clobver-buonnie

i can try to communicate with him hurmmmm

marius-vonraum

YEah let me just dump him out the bucket for you-

a-

clobver-buonnie

bark???????????O_o

roberts-son

Bark bark *sniffs the fishy*

royd-engineer

Bark bark bark bark

*you look down to see a certain chubby chihuahua looking up at you*

@roberts-son

Aw, dis another Beef! There too many now, bro. I'm adoptin you now :)

roberts-son

*looks like beef is going home with this guy now. Beef accepts this.*

roberts-son

*beef has acquired sonars tie*

*he is now running about with it in his mouth*

greylovesoctober

beef !!! put that down !!!

roberts-son

*beef runs around you in circles*

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*beef has acquired sonars tie*

*he is now running about with it in his mouth*