Keepin' it trill

“Tier 2″ is using `free -m` to diagnose disk space again

Mainframe guys seeing k8s for the first time

‘I heard you handed off the app to the new guy... how is he doing?’

‘I cant seem to find the event in the logs’

‘Our SME is logging into the webex’

“DevOps is working on the prod outage”

Devs looking for the answer

O(N*N) can make you do some regrettable things for efficiency

"You got Cassandra up? we are due to Production today”

“When is the Kubernetes cluster coming back?”

“You are debugging this in dev right?!”

“Actually I did test it!”

When a co-worker you respect uses nano

“We downloaded all the RPMs from some Russian site”

“Even though your out of office said you where unavailable...”

“We saw you were the last one on the server.”

“What is the outcome of the RCA?”