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im the friend in question btw

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to me jane is a more avoidant jammer, she likes to do apex jumps and sneak around blockers if she can, and her play style is very straightforward and utilitarian. when she’s jamming you will never see that girl smile. she is gnawing on her mouth guard and absolutely locked in. she wears a more protective helmet (visor) and hip pads because she likes feeling as protected as possible and isn’t one to flaunt her derby bruises. when she blocks (which doesnt happen often) she prefers to play point because she doesn’t like not being able to see what’s happening. she very rarely does star passes just because she’s stubborn and she’s like “no i know i can do it i just have to be better” meanwhile her pivot is reaching over the pack begging for the star because jane has been stuck behind cliff’s beefy ass for way too long and she’s not even breaking a sweat while jane is dying. she’s fast as fuck obviously, to the point where she sometimes loses control of her crossovers and eats shit 😭 she has like two stickers on her helmet and theyre both stupid as hell, and she has a fine line tattoo of a flower on her ankle.

liliya is a showoff. she likes jumps too but mostly just to show that she can. i used to have a coach and her derby name was showboat because of her peacocking tendencies and i feel like that’s very liliya. she likes showing off and shoving people around and causing problems. she’s the kind of jammer that would actually convince her blockers to help her do whips and it would WORK 😭😭 her mouth guard is one of those ones that are black and white to look like teeth and she is ALWAYS grinning because it makes her pictures look cool. she could not be caught dead in hip pads because she says they make her ass look smaller in comparison and she obviously can’t have that. she loves getting in as much contact as she can, but she does often get penalties for throwing elbows on accident (or on purpose). the harbor horrors home practice space has a whiteboard tally of her forearm penalties and she likes taking pictures in front of it for her instagram. she’s always wearing ripped ass fishnets, even to practice, because if she doesn’t serve cunt the world will explode. also do NOT let her ass on aux during practice because her music is so bass heavy and loud that the floor shakes.