Baldi gets fired

Baldi's lips weren't existing, untill he used that lipsticc

Baldi’s member is so small, that when I ate my baby carrots for lunch today it reminded me of him.

(ask-doki-doki-and-baldi) Baldi is so poor with his damn quarters because in his last job, he worked at McDonald’s for free and that counted as his minimum wage

Baldi enjoyed a fan fiction about Baldi x reader. (Get it? Baldi is so lonely that he could only be with himself) (You know what never mind this is dumb XD lol just wasted some time of your life)

Stop making Baldi's wife hot as fuck he doesn't deserve it

Baldi probably isn't that good at math.

Baldi would have such a small penis, his wife gets more pleasure from a tampon.

Lookin like Squidward and Slenderman's love child

baldi couldn't afford a real bus so he stole a bootleg bus from some guy named joe, hwcc the dude can't even spell his own name right. how does that even work? like, i think baldi needs to go back to school for his english.

baldi is so baldi that he had to glue a piece of yarn to his bald head to make him look a little less bald. i bet if someone was to pull it off he wouldn't even feel it.

Baldi is just a 35 year old gay cauillou with dick sucking lips. (Also my mom is scared of him for some reason...lol)

baldi doesn’t actually have a body there’s just his stick legs under that shirt

Baldi got into a fight and got punched in the face really hard,His lips are the only thing's that turned puffy and red permanently.

I can't believe Baldi isn't a virgin and most of us are. And he's got a family and everything

Careful with those sticks we don't know where its been