Pavlov's Dog

The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs