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gather around folks I got somethin to say

What Is It You Creature

I believe what they said was “handsome”

No fish! He has something in his hand!

you’re*

you wanna kiss? a fucking smooch? a godfuckingdamn peck on the lips? id be happy to oblige

Italian mobster voice

OMFG

HOLY

IM SCREAMING

Whaaaaat did I just watch omg 😂😂😂😂😂

Just put me next to the casserole full of delicacies!!!

😂😂😂

@trans-mom

Lmaoooo

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

ive said it a million times but poetry sucks

chill the fuck out Ben it’s a rejection letter from grad school now a love note from your ex

this is my favorite post omg