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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

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THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK
I have officially lived to experience 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 01/02/03, 03/03/03, 02/03/04, 04/04/04, 03/04/05, 05/05/05, 04/05/06, 06/06/06, 05/06/07, 07/07/07, 06/07/08, 08/08/08, 07/08/09, 09/09/09, 08/09/10, 10/10/10, 09/10/11, 11/11/11, 10/11/12, 12/12/12, 11/12/13, and 12/13/14.
The next time someone tries to argue with you about “disrespecting the flag/troops by kneeling” show them this.
buckbarrow:
buckbarrow:
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

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So now my house is on fire what do I do ?
Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton
(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
Liza Treyger - Comedy Central’s The Half Hour
the sheer amount of artistic talent put into these panels to portray the right feeling on clark’s face is amazing
None of the images in the notes look like eachother but they all look like Clark wtf
Every time this graces my dash I can’t help but laugh until I’m on the verge of tears
It’s a face that says “you aren’t wrong, but not for the reason you think”

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This guy was feeding the birds and then this happened... wait for it.
Skip to around 40 seconds in.... literally me.
I bet that felt so good for the bottles
we have got to get regular porn back on this website
GOD some fucking... gigantic FedEx-looking muscled meatheads just marched up to the door of the nature center, where I am working alone, talking about how if anyone tried to make them wear a mask inside they could suck their dicks and how no one could stop them if they wanted to go in.
I jumped up and blocked the doorway, putting on my most friendly-but-authoritative voice and holding the spare masks in front of me like a weapon, and said “IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME INSIDE YOU MUST WEAR A MASK BUT YOU ARE FREE TO ENJOY OUR OUTDOOR OFFERINGS WITHOUT ONE.”
And they fucking turned around and left without a word of protest. One of them thanked me awkwardly. I’m slightly jittery from the rush of unused adrenaline but I can’t believe that despite all their posturing and aggression, they were defeated by customer service voice.
It’s the combination of cheerful voice and dead eyes that usually scares off the big burly types 😂
My eyes were anything but dead... I think I had Barbie-like animation. They’re probably just not used to being aggressively-but-politely told “no” and didn’t realize I’d overheard their macho posturing.
Can confirm full-on Barbie Customer Service Face and Voice can murder a god if you have enough Hidden Spite and Hatred behind it.
I have scared grown men with my sugary-sweetest voice and smile--usually by threatening them with very graphic violence but even "I'm sorry, but that's against company policy and I'm afraid I can't do that," can sound like "I will crack open your ribcage like a walnut and feast on your still-beating heart, motherfucker" if you feel it in your soul. It's the Charlize Theron murder-walk tutorial but for customer service.
It’s less retail customer service than it is like... Flight Attendant? It’s not Teacher Voice because it carries an implicit threat of murder. Flight attendants pretend to be there for your comfort and convenience but are actually there to cut your throat if you fuck around, while smiling brightly. God... flight attendants are scary. I want to take lessons.
#this will not work on women though #either you get your manager or you kick them out
You’re right... women take one look at me trying to assert Aggressively Cheerful Dominance and go “I am better at this than you” and push past me and then it’s like. Well. I guess I’ll just cry about this when I get home and schedule another nasal swab.
The ONLY thing I’ve found so far that discourages anti-masker moms is chemical warfare. If they smell traces of Lysol or some inorganic cleaning product they will make a hasty and resentful retreat before their toddler contracts autism from my deodorant.
Can of Lysol in a holster carried on your person?
Sign on the door saying “unattended Karens will be vaccinated”?
...god I never thought I’d see the day I actually wanted to weaponize that bullshit. *drags hands down face*
I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.
I do not spray with my hand; he who sprays with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I spray with my mind.
I do not clean with my Lysol; he who cleans with his Lysol has forgotten the face of his father.
I clean with my heart.
HOLY SHIT I—
—well met, Ship. Long days and pleasant nights.
Never let them know your next move!
Please, you gotta watch Eddie Williams' audition on Australia's Got Talent 2019 until the end!
The way she stood up and said "What!?" I felt that. We all felt that.
*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA
I cannot stop watching this

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Plot twist: fetch happened.