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You're all heathens, heathens i tell you.

Not a single person here is exempt of my old man judgement.

my legs are like jelly after the gym session … when i tell you i can’t feel my knees right now

I've overdone it especially on my legs and it's hell travelling but that could be because I'm an old man. Swear there's nothing better than an amazing work out.

my legs are like jelly after the gym session … when i tell you i can’t feel my knees right now

Does it really count if your legs don't feel like jelly afterwards?

sexting   is   so   fun.   why   doesn't   everybody   sext   nowadays?

It's all fun and games until you sext the wrong person by accident or send a nude.

I definitely enjoy a philly cheese steak from time to time but there's biscuits and gravy, shrimp and grits. I enjoy everything cajun too and if you need dessert recommendations I'm your man; i have a big sweet tooth.

Has your mind been blown? Any other American foods you haven't tried?

anyone else watching nemesis on netflix? time to binge these 8 episodes like crazy.

It's on my watch list, is it any good?

not proud of it but man enough to say it, earphones are never playing music at airports i just don’t wanna be stopped. i did hear my name called. i actively ignored it. i’m sorry im so tired.

1000% this. I swear people think because we're in the public eye that they have the right to invade our personal space and demand things from us. It absolutely drives me insane.

not proud of it but man enough to say it, earphones are never playing music at airports i just don’t wanna be stopped. i did hear my name called. i actively ignored it. i’m sorry im so tired.

It's definitely a pet peeve of mine especially when it's super early morning or i haven't had enough sleep to be able to deal with people.

not proud of it but man enough to say it, earphones are never playing music at airports i just don’t wanna be stopped. i did hear my name called. i actively ignored it. i’m sorry im so tired.

I do the same thing if I'm honest. Although I do get some idiots that try and interact with me despite the headphones.

straight off the cruise and catching the next flight to florida because when your family invites you to a universal trip, you can’t say no. embracing the full vacay vibes till wednesday ✌🏼.

Seems like you're a busy woman but enjoy those vibes.

since me liking gunther is a controversial matter, i’m taking suggestions for a mcm.

Surprised you haven't gotten his number yet or have you and you're too chicken to actually text him?