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dazai: oh sweet juliet, thy beauty hath made me effeminate and in my temper softened valor’s steel!

chuuya, from the balcony: fuck you

dazai: what a violent answer, sweet juliet

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Chuuya: *is irritated about something*

Dazai: Who did this to you?

Chuuya: Excuse me?

Dazai: The only person allowed to irritate you is ME, so now you have to tell me who upset you so I can go do something completely legal about it.

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Chuuya: I hate being touched

Chuuya: The last time I touched someone I was crushing them to dust

Akutagawa: Dazai-san is literally hugging you right now

Chuuya: This means nothing

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Chuuya: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Dazai: Even better!

Chuuya: What the fuck did you do-

Dazai, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy

If AFTG was Romeo and Juliet:

Neil: Romeo, Romeo, Romeo where art thee Romeo?

Andrew who is fucking up the lines on purpose: Bitch, I'm here.

Neil about ready to kick something:

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Dante: Ari, you know what, shoes and virginity is overrated and books are underated

Ari: well- idk. All ik humans are overrated

Dante: yea, I agree. I wanna be a penguin shaped plastic bottle.

#i want to be one too #sam and clary and i are joining bandwagon

Dante: Ari, you know what, shoes and virginity is overrated and books are underated

Ari: well- idk. All ik humans are overrated

Dante: yea, I agree. I wanna be a penguin shaped plastic bottle.

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Ari: *saves Dante’s life from a moving car*

Ari afterwards: iT wAs JuSt A rEfLeX

Me: yea, and I’m a illegal French runaway princess who became a Spanish Showgirl and later joined the mafia in 1997

#ari u stupid #but me and my lins still love u

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Ari: *saves Dante’s life from a moving car*

Ari afterwards: iT wAs JuSt A rEfLeX

Me: yea, and I’m a illegal Spanish showgirl who joined the

mafia in 1997

#ari sMh #heLp Im 9 #obesessed not 9 wtf

Ari: *saves Dante’s life from a moving car*

Ari afterwards: iT wAs JuSt A rEfLeX

Me: yea, and I’m a illegal French runaway princess who became a Spanish Showgirl and later joined the mafia in 1997

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Me: maybe I should procrastinate on readoing trc

ReadwithCindy: ThIs iS LeSbIaN pRoPoGanDa.

Me: you know what? Let's read this book.

#this is wesper's fault #wE knOw yOu'Re GaY

Me: maybe I should procrastinate on reading trc

ReadwithCindy: ThIs iS LeSbIaN pRoPoGanDa.

Me: you know what? Let's read this book.

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Person: What does WWJCD mean?

You, a petty mundane: What would Jesus Christ do?

Me, an intellectual: What would Jem Carstairs do?

#make a better person jem PlZ

Person: What does WWJCD mean?

You, a petty mundane: What would Jesus Christ do?

Me, an intellectual: What would Jem Carstairs do?

#Jem make me a better person PLZ

Haters: Throne of Glass is way too problematic.

ToG Fandom Page: Sarah J. Maas said that if Aelin was a fanfic writer today, she'd write smut and joke she's the "Ultimate Smut Writer".

Me: Whatever do you mean?

#aelin is so relatable #why can't i meet aelin

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Is it just me or I'm more invested in knowing what happened in Albania with more than the whole TOA series?

That is all.

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Me: Am I bisexual really?

Inej Ghafa: *breathes*

Me:

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