the ultimate witcher shitposter

- ciri terrifying skellen’s gang by killing them while ice skating (shoutout to rience’s death)

- geralt “the flames that were meant to purify me are just scorching my hair and face”

- the fish stew

- angoulême “make me a baroness”

- on the boat Just before the battle of the bridge when geralt is like dandelion, duck! and dandelion immediately shoots up to see whats happening, geralt catching two arrows with his sword, “you’ll never see it again!”

- also when regis got shot and geralt and milva were like NOOO THEY KILLED REGIS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS and he just got up like ?? did you think i would just.. die?

- milva telling regis he isnt a coward. PLEASE tell me yall know what i’m talking about ple

geralt: regis, please, dress inconspicuously

local witcher loses a gwent match to a perfectly ordinary citizen with human anatomy and people interests

[An impasse, my friend?]

I am having a lot of fun with Vampyr but I still love Witcher so you all are going to get the crossover content that nobody asked for.

GWENT - card thumbnails - Geralt’s Hansa