Cry Me A River

Listen you little shit, you could’ve fucked someone into a coma, signed on, replied, then fucked them again for all I know. 

Are you implying that I would ever fuck a passed out person? That's immoral and against all my human standards.

…Were you actually in da booty or is this one of those moments where I’d be hella proud and you’re being trill and lyin? 

Oh you know me. Tumblr'ing and getting the booty at the same time. I'm King Mutli-tasker. "Hold on baby, gotta scroll the dash. But keep doing what you're doing. Yeah just like -- OH GRUMPY CAT GOTTA REBLOG --that."

The fuck is my brat of a little brother at.

In da BOOTAY.

I was going to post one of the 20 nude photoshoots we've done, to prove how we do not look it all the time, but then I realized you probably could go without looking at my bum.

YOUR WORK TAG IS STUPID.