Velaris

behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM

Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?

POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

Hey look at this helpful post wonder if it could have any use currently

French person: 80 French person: lol blaze it 

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

i’ve had e9 of this

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16

pray for the people who have to 8ness this

@fanfeline please explain this

i hope this email doesnt find you

god help you if this email finds you