Cant Do Math But I Can Tell You About Spongebob

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

“I read this fic you recommended. I read it because of you” is a love language

big fan of being cared about

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

I don't rly understand the whole 6 7 thing but I must say I'm glad to know they're still releasing new funny numbers. 420 and 69 had been shouldering a lot of weight for a long time.

What’s funnier than 24?

art is made and shared for human connection. content is made and shared to highjack your attention. hope that helps.

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.