Somebody wanted me to voice John Doe's little cameo in one of the endings for House Hunted 2. Here ya go buddeh. :)
[You jolt awake and come face to face with a familiar eyeball, but a very different body.]
You: What…? Who are you dude?
????: Oh…you don't recognize me.
????: :D Good! That means my body is perfect!
????: I've been trying for so long to get it to look right, but someone can always tell that I'm not human.
????: And then it's really really really really really really really scary.
????: But you couldn't tell it was me!
????: Thank you so so so so much for waiting by the way!
????: I didn't know if you would, but I really really really hoped!
You: Wait…you're telling me you're that little hairball thing I saw?
You: That doesn't make any sense…
You: Though…I guess I can kind of see a…resemblance.
????: Oh no… You can? Can you tell me what gives it away?
[This was ridiculous, but you couldn't deny there was a cyclops with an oddly gummy body standing in front of you.]
[You could only describe the way he moved like an old claymation kids show, but his hair seemed to twist and turn at will.]
You: I'd probably say the eye.
You: Uh…Humans have two eyes usually. And a nose.
????: Oh…Is there just one again?
????: Making two is so hard though….It's very very very very uncomfortable to split my pupil and then everything looks really dizzy.
????: :D But if you think that'll make me perfect, I'll do it!
????: :D Ms. Ivy the mayor's assistant said we can be people if we can fit in!
????: I'm so so so so excited to fit in!
John Doe: Ms. Ivy called me 'John Doe' by the way!
John Doe: I don't think I'll be forgetting you any time soon….
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