— i will face the maker and walk backwards into hell

u know in inquisition how warden alistair mentions the warden was searching for the cure to the calling? now im picturing them like eating dinner together and she just fucking flips the table “THE DOG” “…WHY ARE WE SHOUTING WHAT DOG?” “THE DOG AT OSTAGAR?” “BARKSPAWN?” the dog hears his name and comes up “HE HAD THE TAINT” “he—wait what?” “HE HAD THE TAINT REMEMBER I CURED HIM?” “YOU CURED THE TAINT YEARS AGO AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ANYONE???” “I FORGOT. I WAS KIND OF BUSY”

in the middle of the night, person B has a nightmare about person A and bursts into wakefulness, gasping and frantic, waking A in the process. A asks what’s wrong, but all they can get out of B is “I love you” repeated over and over in desperation. A pulls their lover close, kissing their forehead and jaw and neck, whispering soothing words until B calms enough to tell them what happened.

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

Birdie is a Zebra.

don’t ever push me up against a wall and smirk at me because i will have sex with you

Oh my gosh @crazyfanatic97 do you remember last year when we were discussing the logistics of how one might go about turning a prom dress into a murder dress? Well now we know.

@swordpal

Nice one and omg what a glorious present a lover can do Oo