𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖆 𝖔𝖗𝖆.

bruno: hey, long time no hear, sweets.

bruno: thank you, thank you. never thought i'd be a dad but here i am. it's been the best thing i could have asked for, honestly.

bruno: i will! shit, me either, but she's a wonderful partner in crime.

bruno: how you been?

rita: mhm. i also thought fatherhood was never in your future from what you told me. although, the reasoning of why you didn't want to have kids was probably me.

rita: although i've only seen one picture i can already tell she is the cutest thing on this planet. 🥺

rita: i've been okay. going through a lot right now because of my messy af breakup with taika. it's good though. how about you?

(Text): Seeing that I have a ton to tell you, I feel it is only fair you share first.

TEXT: sounds gucci.

TEXT: bruno got me all fucked up, tbh. i mean, i’m happy for him and gigi, don’t get me wrong. but... seeing him with a beautiful baby girl hurts my heart knowing that he said he never wanted kids when him and i dated. like, it makes me think, was it me? did he not want kids because he didn’t want to have them with me? i don’t know. it’s fucking stupid.

TEXT: KIKI!!!!!

TEXT: i’m so incredibly happy for you, bb. 🥺

(Text): I am wonderful and enjoying a couple days here in Los Angeles before heading back to Vancouver. How are you? I need all the juicy details please and thank you!

(Text): I miss you too!

TEXT: you know you can always count on me for that.

TEXT: i thought the 🔪 was a solid indicator on what would come next, ash. don’t make me bring out my edward scissorhands.

ash: if you're hoping that i'll tell you no, you're talking to the wrong person.

ash: now if you don't come to our shows, watch me send you weepy snapchats.

ash: and you're promising dinner too? okay, there's nothing about this plan i don't like right now! you're my new very favourite person.

ash: we're all going to get a big head if you keep gassing us up like that. thaaaank you tho. love you mucho. how's things in Rita's world?

rita: no weepy snapchats coming from you because know i feel 100% validated to come to each and every one of your aussie shows.

rita: i know... i'm so fucking nice. aren't i? an angel in your presence. 😇

rita: you guys don't already have big heads? bullshit, bruv and you know this. however, i'll forever be gassing you guys up. it's what i do best.

Text: I have big news to tell you.

TEXT: well, don’t leave me hanging, babe!

rita: congratulations, bruno. and i mean it, from the bottom of my heart. kala is absolutely gorgeous. ❤️

heeey. i just wanted to reach out and see how you’re doing? we haven’t really talked since that whole song fiasco and i figured enough time had passed, so we could move right past that awkwardness. or maybe even starting over entirely? | @ritaorc​

Excuse me for being totally shocked at how random you contacting me was. I’ll play along... until you try to hook up with me. I’m good. How are you? Congratulations on the residency, that must’ve been a blast. As long as your feelings aren’t still hurt we can totally move on. Although, I don’t know if I can pretend like it never happened. I’ll take the flattery of you writing a song about me in stride.

rita: not me... tempted to go to all of your australia shows...

rita: ABSOLUTELY couldn't be me. 🥺

rita: would you guys fancy me taking you all out to dinner afterwards? or do you guys already think i'm creepy enough? 🥴