Magma-Grade

making stuff is one of the best parts of being alive

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

i dont think i can listen to audio erotica man.

"I plant kisses on top of your head" *SMACK SMACK SUUUCK SMACK* bro you are sucking my brains out that's not kissing 😨

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

i have a couple of friends who have delayed auditory processing, so i tried saying "delayedauditoryprocessingsayswhat?" and so far everyone who has it has responded by stopping and thinking and then laughing.

Howls moving goalpost

boobs and such

This piece is called Shake by the way

And they’re all Vlad

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again