kiss of the spider woman.

A romantic walk in Sparkle Park a graveyard, drinking boba tea black coffee, and we feed some ducks reflect on how pointless existence is. And then we end the date with soft pretzels and a kiss a tarot card reading that decides whether or not we see each other again. 

I hated it so much, I hired some goons to kidnap her. Too bad they only got half the profit, but they were supposed to livestream it. 

If you dare order the secret menu strawberry daiquiri frapuccino at Sirenbucks while I’m at the counter, I will serve it up on your head. 

I don’t care how desperate this sounds; please let me be invited. I have always found the Bachelor to be so obnoxious, and the contestants pathetic, that I think watching a version that revolves wholly around the idiots around here, will be gold.

Well when it happens you so are! Though it’s looking like it’s not happening for a while and I’m getting held back, so I don’t know if you’ll want to hang out with a Super Junior come Fall. 

@boo2themax and I fake-dated for clout at the Battle of the Bands and then he ditched me and our band afterward for his Yoko Ono ass ex. Oops, was that still a secret? I don’t care.

rini boogie valentine’s ball look 2k20

Yeah, well, not everything can be so harmonious between a band all the time. Hence the choking. You guys were good competitors, there’s no doubt about it. I’m not one of those this town isn’t big enough for the both of us people, so I hope it wouldn’t be the end. After all, we could always use an opener. 

Oh yeah? Well, your bandmate sure is. She looked about ready to commit murder when we beat you guys in the first weekend. And now that my bandmate is back with his Yoko Ono ass ex, maybe I spoke too soon about The Zappers. So I’ll see about your offer maybe after I find a replacement guitarist.Thanks, though. 

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Good luck kisses backstage. 💜 @boo2themax  and  i gearing up for our finale performance tomorrow!  Fully planning to knock ALL of your socks off. #VoteZappers 

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#tbt to my final few moments with a human body before this HELL. Rang in the new year the right way. 😍😍😍 @boo2themax

@gertalert: Winning at life is kind of a win by default IMO, but okay. Especially since you're Not going to crush us and this win will just be something cute for our resumes. 😏 Aw, how precious. I bet Lauryn and Wyclef thought the same thing

@gertalert: If it's cancelled, don't we still kinda win by default? Since we're like, the only ACTUAL band competing anyway? We'll still live on past the 11th, will your band.. and relationship?

@rinibites: Look, I know that it sounds sus that I'm hiding out because of this magic disaster, but trust me -- you do not want to see me. I'm totally confident in my burlap 'n bugs but like, I don't think Walt's ready for alla' that.