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@tyrant-chris-redfield
“Months of work! Gone!“ The blond spat, yanking a bottle of amber liquid down from the shelf... which he had to stand on the counter in order to retrieve. Damn his short stature! “Why is the scotch on the highest shelf??” Albert asked, hands on his hips as he glared down at the bottle in his hands, still standing on the counter.
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Sentence starters as things my friend Xael has said in the groupchat
“I encase this in leather for a reason”
“My [friend name] is the best [friend name] ever. No one can beat my [friend name]”
“Would you like to suffer an ancient and secret torture technique?”
“It’s not for battle…. its only for when I’m relaxing. Which I do, by the way.“
"About the size of a KFC spork”
“Who are you to tell me what to do??”
“Oh you hate them too, here’s some dirt.”
“Like a kid pissed off he has to share the blocks with the bully, so he just demolishes the castle.”
“I don’t remember requesting a family reunion…”
“…. I’m going to be habitually tormented, aren’t I?”
“That feeling when you are able to pay bills.”
“I don’t have keys to my house.” *holds up lockpicks*
“ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHIT”
“I’m going to laugh myself into a coughing fit and die”
“Have you heard the noises I make playing Resident Evil 5?”
“… how do you find time good sir?”
“Fuck adulting”
“I’m amazing. Pass that on, too.”
“Guy behind me is coughing like a Resident Evil virus victim…”
“I hope you’re stuck for another two hours you wicked, wicked child.”
“I’m not exactly sure how COOL this club is. We’re a bunch of nerds.”
“This whole getting out of bed thing is a lot of effort”
“All I have is table salt and I need rock salt!”
“I can’t help it I can appreciate a fine looking man when I see one.”
“Should’ve cleansed the world, but I ate rockets instead”
Edit: once he found out
“WHAT DID YOU DO”
“I’M A MEME AHAHAHA”
tyrant-chris-redfield:
“It is.” Chris smiled, almost able to feel the man before him losing his composure. Still, he leaned further in, lips almost pressing against the blond’s ear as he spoke. “Shall I show you?”
The sound he made was dangerously close to undignified as the other spoke, his breath warming cool skin. Licking his lips, he exhaled softly and took his glasses off, exposing those glowing coals.
“Yes.. Careful though, if you do too well.. I may run away again just for the return.”
tyrant-chris-redfield:
Lips spread in a knowing smirk, green eyes flaring in return. “Wesker.” The taller tyrant dared to step closer, gazing down into dark shades, a hand coming up to cradle that strong jaw. “I’ve missed you.”
How his stomach ties in knots whenever those eyes light up in his vicinity. Albert becomes absolutely weak and must rely upon willpower alone to remain on his feet as Chris draws nearer. Looking directly into that face is akin to looking directly at the sun but still he looks, because this is a pain worth experiencing.
“Is that so?” He asks, realizing just how redundant that reply is, but this man robs him of his sharp tongue, his cutting edge.
Devotion in every step.
My heart beats for you.
Together we are whole.
//Indie Albert Wesker and Chris Redfield of the Resident Evil franchise//
[uniquely canon divergent, both movie and gameverse]
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Oh shit... those eyes...
He makes a valiant attempt to hold it together.. only to fail quite admirably. Albert’s eyes glow so brightly they illuminate the skin behind his glasses and he has to swallow in order to clear room for his next breath.
“Chris.” Ohhh how he is smitten.
@tyrant-chris-redfield
I'm just really surprised you didn't keep Excella around for the long haul. She could have been an asset...
“She had outlived her usefulness. Money was no longer required by the time we were on the tanker.. as you can see she couldn’t even accomplish her final task of wiping out Chris and his little tag-along...”
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⚠ - What has your character almost done that made someone talk them out of or convince them not to do it?
“Eradicating the entire human race.” At this the blond huffs and adjusts his coat.“The person in question requires them for sustenance and would likely die had I gone through with my initial plan.” Red eyes gleam from behind dark lenses.
“They survive only to become cattle. A fitting end, I do believe.”
Shaming meme: clone was killed by a door
“You call that shame? I found it absolutely hilarious. Please do try again.” He makes a little shooing gesture.
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"What can I say? I'm a great sales woman!" Monica smiles with perfect innocence. "So... how many can I put you down for?"
“You’re damned frightening.” The blond sighs and taps his fingers against his thumb while he counts. Perhaps he should stock up.. there will be a certain shortage soon.
“How much do you have in that little wagon, my dear?”
What kind of character shaming sign would you hang on my muses neck?
Monica is the true ultimate villain
“In all my planning, I never once thought I would have to add Girl Scouts into the calculations... I may have to readjust a few things...”
Get it off your chest. Send my muse an anonymous confession that's been bothering yours for a long time. I can't say anything...only publish.
Get to know my character through an ask!
🍰 - What is their favorite type of dessert or sweet? 🐢 - What type of animal would they keep for a pet? 🐙 - They are crossing the ocean. What are the circumstances and how did they get there? 🌎 - If money were no object, where would they live and what would they do with their life? (Ex: entrepreneur, playboy, philanthropist, etc) 🎂 - Do they celebrate their birthday? 🎓 - Are they well-educated? 📬 - A mysterious letter has just been found in their mailbox. How does your character react? Who would it be from? ⌚ - Is your character punctual or procrastinator? 💰 - Your character just found a fat sack of gold on a bench. What do they do with it? 👙 - Is your character trendy or do they just not give a damn? 🎠 - Your character is at the carnival. What kinds of rides or games do they check out to entertain themselves? 🔮 - Your character is having their future told by someone pretty shady. Do they call the fortune teller out or just roll with it? 🎃 - What is your character’s favorite holiday? 🎶 - What would your character say about your personal taste in music? 💒 - Does your character want marriage or a lifelong commitment? ♓ - Hey baby, what’s your sign? What would your character’s zodiac sign be and what qualities do they carry to make them fall under that sign? 🚼 - Does your character have or want kids? ⚠ - What has your character almost done that made someone talk them out of or convince them not to do it? ♿ - Is your character in some way handicapped? (This includes physical, emotional, and mental.) 💊 - Is your character on medication? If so, why? 🌞🌜 - Is your character an early bird or night owl? What makes them that way? 📚 - Does your character read? 📓 - If your character keeps a journal, what is the most secret thought they keep in it? 📰 - An obituary for your character was found in the local paper this morning. What did it say? 💢 - What frustrates your character more than anything? ✌ - Your character just made a trespass against someone else, how would they go about righting it given the chance? Or would they at all? 🍴 - What is the absolute worst meal your character has ever eaten? Were they verbal about it or did they just not say anything? 🍜 - Carnivore/Pescatarian/Vegetarian/Vegan/Other? What kind of diet does your character have? 💋 - Your character was just kissed by someone they can’t stand. Why and how did it happen? 😇 - What was your character’s last good deed? 😁 - Someone just tripped and fell in front of your character. Do they laugh or help the person up? 😨 - Your character just broke wind in public. Do they try to hide it or own up to it? 😍 - Your character’s lust object just passed right by them. How awkward do they get as they try to make conversation? 😒 - “Ugh! Not him/her/them/it again.” How does your character react to annoying people? 😂 - Your character is moved to tears. What’s a kindness that another showed to them? 😄 - What has ever made your character laugh so hard that they almost passed out? 😈 - What’s your character’s favorite cuss word? 😏 - Is your character having a dirty thought right now? 🍺 - Cheers! What is your character’s favorite alcoholic beverage? What was the last thing they got smashed off of? 💫 - Your character is suffering memory loss after being knocked unconscious. What happens afterwards and how did it happen? 💡 - What is the best idea your character ever had? 💍 - Does your character wear any type of jewelry? ⛪ - Is your character religious or spiritual in anyway? 🎱 - Your character and a talking raccoon walk into a bar… 📼 - An interrogation tape emerges regarding a recent interview with your character. What are they being questioned for? 👟 - Is your character into personal fitness? If so, what’s their exercise routine? 📺 - What would your character’s favorite TV show be? What’s their favorite genre?
🍀 - Does your character carry a good luck charm? Do they believe in luck?
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"Hey Mister! I told ya I'd be back!" Monica the girl scout stands at the door, pulling a wagon of boxes of cookies.
He says nothing as the doors to what was supposed to be a very well hidden facility buried in the Kamchatka Peninsula open... and that devil child is once again at his doorstop.
Opening his mouth he just stares at her....“... How the devil do you manage to get here time and again? Every sales season, you arrive here with what appears to be barely any trouble...” One arm curled across his chest he taps his chin.“How do you get past the dogs?”
Send “I’m here to protect you” for your muse to be assigned to protect my muse.
Or send “You’re here to guard me?” for your muse to be assigned to be protected by mine.
