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Bias / follow forever / whatever you wanna call it

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Since I hit 250+ followers in a rather short amount of time.. I figured I’d make a bias list too. Or a follow forever, or however you want to call it. These peeps are just awesome okay.

Some on here might not even follow me, or we haven’t really interacted (for that long), but they’re still awesome and you should follow them.

“Thanks for coming! Have a pleasant evening!”

The human couple waved the skeleton goodbye, as the left through the large door at west of the diner. The small bell attached to it rang its chime when the door fell shut, and Sansie finally let go of his composure, breathing out a deep sigh.

Fridays had always been very though, but today was just terrible. He had to do most of it on his own, since Papyrus seemed to have been busy with collecting new ingredients (It was terribly busy a few days back and they hadn’t had the time yet to buy new ones). And when the diner was nearly full, it was almost impossible to keep up with everyone. 

Luckily, busy early evenings meant that the late evenings would be a lot calmer. Maybe he could close up early, it would only be half an hour longer before –

~ ♪♫♩♬

The bell chimed once more.

She had just been enjoying the new towns that she roamed, the open doors to new stores. It wouldn’t be long until, perhaps, maybe the human reset. And if they did, well, she’d be sure to kick their ass.

But she had put this behind her, for all she knew, they wouldn’t. They’d be content living here, on the surface, like this. For as long as they’d know.

Undyne had recently heard of a new diner opening up on the block, and since she hadn’t have had a bite to eat, it’d be good.

A sign stood outside of the restaurant, it read “Sans Serif Diner.” How intriguing! It would certainly be a good bite to eat for her.

So she walked in, observing the atmosphere of the diner. She was suddenly shocked at the greeting that the small monster gave her.

❝ Set the world aflame with your weirdness. ❞

❝ Surrender now, or face my tantrum! ❞

❝ Any object with more than three sides is sinful. ❞

❝ I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. ❞

❝ Not one person has… gotten in my mouth. I don’t care anymore. I just… I gotta call my mother. ❞

❝ Have we formally met? ❞

❝ On second thought, I’m gonna run like a coward now. ❞

❝ If I die, I wanna die hugging. ❞

❝ Whoa, sorry - touchy subject. ❞

❝ Why are you just ignoring me? That’s seriously rude to just ignore someone like this. ❞

❝ I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper! ❞

❝ That punch is probably blood! And that glitter rain is probably ground up bones, or babies, or something. ❞

❝ Now, come have rad snacks served by awesome penguins. ❞

❝ Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance - totally righteous, bro! ❞

❝ I ate a rat for dinner. ❞

❝ Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking. ❞

❝ You can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity! ❞

❝ Ha! Freedom! Freedom to punch! ❞

❝ I’ve been wandering the plains like a desperado, helping strangers. I guess there’s some folk songs about me now? ❞

❝ You know, you’re so much smarter than like everyone else. ❞

❝ The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. ❞

❝ I’m talkin’ to you, man! You don’t have to make a big deal outta this! ❞

❝ This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down, and I reign supreme! ❞

❝ For once, stop listening to your head and listen to your heart. ❞

❝ Your unicorn is being towed. ❞

❝ Fighting children is boring, but fighting a chaos god sounds fun! ❞

❝ Ah! Help! The nachos tricked me! ❞

❝ So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a… boop-boop. ❞

❝ And here I thought today couldn’t get any better! ❞

❝ There are eyes everywhere! ❞

❝ This very unrighteous dude thinks that reality is better than fantasy. But reality is bogus, lame and whack. ❞

❝ Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sensed skin puppets! ❞

❝ Heartbreak. Disaster. Broken promises. That’s reality for you. ❞

❝ Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. ❞

❝ You’re scared of growing up. And who could blame you - I’m scared, too. ❞

❝ We punch what we don’t understand! ❞

❝ Don’t be a hero, kid. This is what happens to heroes in my world. ❞

❝ I like skateboarding, supporting my sister, and punctuating every sentence with a high five! ❞

❝ You’d fit right in with my freaks! ❞

❝ I have a doctorate degree in hunkiness! ❞

❝ Now that I have her in a cage, she’ll learn to love me! ❞

❝ Guess it’s sort of cool the paranoia paid off. ❞

❝ Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends. ❞

❝ Have I actually been listening to the same song for an entire week? ❞

❝ If you were older you’d be like, my dream guy. ❞

❝ She couldn’t even look me in the eye. ❞

❝ This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we’ve got a situation! ❞

❝ Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. ❞

❝ Wiggity-wiggity what’s up, dudebros? ❞

❝ Things with one eye are weird! ❞