Rick Sanchez Drunk Writing Circle

K, yeah, but you know this is about sex, how it doesn’t matter how many times you’ve slept with him, he always makes it so fucking perfect every single time, always gets you fucking soaked between your legs before giving you exactly what you want, eating you out until you’re shaking and can barely speak before fucking you goddamn brains out and suddenly you have a voice again because you’re wailing so loud the entire continent probably knows his name

Ooooooohhhhhhh like it’s his birthday or something so you go out and buy the sexiest, skimpy-est underwear you can find and wrap a big red bow over your chest and wait for him to get home to surprise him and the second he see’s you he’s on top of you, grinding against you, muttering filth in your ear, fumbling with just his belt because he’s too desperate for you to get all the way undressed, fucking you so good you lose your voice screaming for him and leave mean red scratches all down his back. 

just maybe

Star vs. The Forces of Evil art by @gayfoole

Ok this is so sweet cuz when you say commitment all I can picture is already being married to him, how you two are now committed to each other and enjoying married life. How every morning he makes you your coffee exactly how he knows you like it, how the two of you have your little inside jokes, how half of the bed smells like him and the other half like you and in the middle it smells like you both. How you each have that one special pet name for the other, how you make each other smile, how you introduce each other to people you don’t know as “this is my husband/wife,” how you two celibrate anniversaries together, how you wear his sweaters that are too big for you when it’s cold, how he holds you in his sleep and how now you can’t sleep without it. Most importantly how when it comes to this commitment you know you’d choose him every time.  

Prompts like this one always make me think of partying, screeching down the highway faster than it’s legal to be going, with the roof down, blasting music, plenty of alcohol stored in the back for when you pull over and make out, getting tipsy and giggly but slowly more serious as things get hotter and soon the music is off and the top of the car is back on and suddenly whisky is your new favorite thing because that’s what he tastes like as he kisses you and what he smells like as he kisses down your chest to the sweet spot between your legs.

Oh this makes me think of you teasing him, like it’s some sort of special day or celebration, and the two of you planned to just spend it in bed together, but you got up to do things and he’s watching you, getting huffy, reminding you that you have something to do and that something is him, but you just tease him more, walking around and going “I felt like I really had something big to do today and I’m totally forgetting what it is!” and grinning and giggling when he glares at you and crosses him arms but you just laugh some more and get into bed and kiss him and tell him you never forget when it comes to the man you love.

Oooooooh yeah like maybe you’re feeling flirty so you purposely tease him all day, batting your eyelashes and al that stuff, and the best part is that he flirts back, using dumb pick up lines you know would never work if it wasn’t him using them, and winking at you while making suggestive remarks you know he’s gonna make good on later. 

Dragon Ball Z art by @keyumi

Lol but imagine a young Stan asking you this while he’s fucking you, that competitive edge he has peeking out just a bit, all “I bet I can fuck you better than him, what makes Rick so special, bet he can’t do this—“ and then he curls around you and holds you tight and fucks you like a beast, making you howl and moan as you take his thick cock nice and deep, feeling so full and sensitive ahh

Oooooo yes and it’s something out of a movie, the music starts and you see him across the room and oh wow is he handsome, so you gather all your courage and go ask him to dance, noticing that he blushes when you ask him, and he says sure and it turns out he’s a really good dancer and when the music stops you’re chest to chest and that’s when he leans in and kisses you.

Okay I’m imagining you and a young Rick are living in the same apartment complex, and your family windows are opposite each other, like across a courtyard or something, and you’re just looking out your window one night and you catch him by accident walking by his window naked, and he catches you looking at him, and you’re embarrassed but he just grins and waves and then it just goes from there, him strutting around with it all out, showing off for you, and it turns into him playing with himself for you to watch, so you decide to start giving him little shows too, touching yourself in full view of his apartment, and it’s nice and fun, but one day you see that his shades are drawn and it’s unusual, except then there’s a knock at your door and guess who lol

I’ve been drawing in a style similar to Rick and morty for so long I’ve forgotten how to do regular anatomy. XD but an attempt was made. The face is…weird. right?

A skater Rick.

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