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Thomas Thorne number one warrior cats fan

Captain: pathetic wet cat tries and fails miserably to suppress homosexual thoughts

Mary: woman who has done no wrong ever falls victim to misogyny

Robin: silly caveman becomes the resident therapist while simultaneously having ungodly levels of unresolved trauma

Thomas: failed poet is a bit of a loser and falls hopelessly in love with and obsesses over every woman he sets eyes on

Fanny: stuck up middle aged woman actually has twenty two AO3 tabs open on her phone and is a mathematical genius

Kitty: tragic little ray of sunshine who will adopt you as her best friend without your permission and will insist that you are bonded forever

Julian: yet another conservative struggles with the concept of guilt and takes ages to admit responsibility for the consequences of his actions

Humphrey: local loner forced to marry badass Frenchwoman and spends eternity wondering if swords were a good choice of furnishing