Geeky Mom Lifts and Games

ok i am not a fic rec blogger but i have been loooooving these WIPs and need to do a shoutout. if you're not a WIP reader... now is your sign to give WIPs a chance! also these are in no particular order.

please be kind to WIP authors! they do not owe you fast (or any) updates xoxo let them write when they want to

Jane Doe elected Prime WAG by Driftingalongtheshore - currently at 4 chapters, 30k words

jane joins the boston wag chat early on and let me tell you this is SO FUNNY i cannot recommend it enough i legitimately cried laughing the most recent chapter. please. you need to read this.

Hello From Moscow, Goodbye from Montreal by @skyhonxhollanov - currently at 12 chapter, 98k words

in which ilya and shane text and call during the situationship era... this is such a beautiful character study that also has so much good banter and sexting and relationship building PLS READ

pavlov's dawgs by manufactory - currently at 2 chapters, 16k words

shane accidentally cultivates a praise kink in a bunch of hockey players in his attempt to build trust and respect... the unreliable narrator here is so juicy i adore this pls read

rozanov's roster by @gurlsrool - currently at 5 chapters, 9k words

shane joins a group chat of girls rozanov has fucked... i adore these characters (many delightful OCs!!) this is both so sweet and so fun pls read

snapping birch by @polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup - currently at 6 chapters, 58k words

david hollander's icloud gets hacked. many things are revealed. where do i even start with this one? it has literally everything you could possibly want. hockey dance partners, ilya twitter rants, rose landry's brothers, and so so much more. moments of laughter, moments of rage. you seriously need to read this pls

a glimpse of jane by carinnacaroona - currently at 27 chapters, 54k

marlow texts jane behind ilya's back, and they become best friends. this is so sweet and cute and funny and heartfelt and fsljksfklas i LOVE this take on a cliff/shane friendship please read!

The chips are set to fall by @exactphoify

Hollanov Social Media Fics

This is an ongoing list that will be updated as I read more !!

🏒 Thirst Tweets: Centaurs Edition | 1.0k

centaurs read thirst tweets

🏒 you go down (while the world watches) | 1.4k

Or, the one where hockeytwt reacts to Shane Hollander’s injury during the Metros x Raiders game and Ilya Rozanov’s reaction to it.

🏒 It's Time to Tell the World (I've Loved You for 12 Summers Now, Honey) | 1.7k

Shane and Ilya make their relationship timeline public on twitter.

🏒 You’re Giving Me Gray Hairs | 1.8k

the young Centaurs players have made it a goal in life to stress Ilya and Shane out at all times.

🏒 Ilya Rozanov Exposé | 1.8k

Viral: Married "gay" hockey star Ilya Rozanov caught IN PUBLIC sexting mystery woman. WITH RECEIPTS!

🏒 The Crowell Tapes | 2.0k

NHL Commissioner Roger Crowell under fire after audio of him reprimanding @OttawaCentaurs players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander over controversial coming out leaks online

🏒 Ilya vs Omegaverse | 2.2k

Ilya discovers the omegaverse and makes the idea of a pregnant Shane everyone's problem

🏒 20 Questions | 2.5k

Harris ask Hollanov questions for Valentine’s day social media.

🏒 Ilya’s Ipad Baby | 2.8k

Ilya is an online menace much to everyone's dismay

🏒 Shaydengate | 2.8k

Twitter user @ShaneHollanderNHL accidentally interacts with ship art.

🏒 Project Kill Pike | 2.9k

hayden's birthday post to shane causes a stir online. ilya doesn't stay silenced

🏒 Got Me Puck-ed Up | 3.1k

it’s February 14, and the Ottawa Centaurs’ question of the day comes in the form of custom-made Valentine’s cards for the players (some good, some not so much).

🏒 Home Alone | 3.1k

Ilya Rozanov, home alone.

🏒 You Will Murder Me? | 3.9k

Ilya's reaction every time Shane does a new sponsor deal and photoshoot (no, he is not okay).

🏒 What’s Wrong With Them (Affectionate) | 3.9k

What if Shane and Ilya decide to explode the internet by letting their friends post about their wedding, before anyone knows they're together. A chaotic way to come out if they could do it on their own terms.

🏒 they have no idea (about me and you) | 4.1k

Or, the one where some fans on hockeytwt get FanMails from Hayden Pike with a little Hollanov sprinkled throughout them so they form a private group with the agreement to not leak those videos. But then Brad happens.

🏒 The Low Road | 6.2k

Hollanov has gone public, Harris is permanently exhausted, and Troy just wants to get through one dinner without having to hear about Ilya fucking Rozanov.

🏒 Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov Break the Internet | 6.2k

Hollanov slowly coming out through social media posts.

🏒 There Lived A Certain Man In Russia Long Ago | 7.7k

Shane's ever-growing list of songs he has banned because Ilya does not know how to behave himself

🏒 Say Something Batshit Crazy (I’ll Do It, Don’t You Make Me) | 8.3k

Ilya joins stan twitter

🏒 I Beg You, Don’t Embarrass Me (Motherfucker) | 8.7k

Ilya refuses to desactive his stan account

🏒 I’ll Drive You Home (You Drive Me Crazy) | 10.5k

Competing in the Olympic games doesn't stop Ilya from terrorizing stan Twitter

🏒 I Just Want You To Know Who I Am (From the Cottage) | 15.0k

Shane and Ilya finally get the chance to tell their story the way they want to.

🏒 Twitter SMAU

tiktok keeps taking this down (can't handle a little light nudity and dick riding, i guess, smh) so posting here instead