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this is obsession
nikki freeman.
they named her nikki fucking FREEMAN.
oh my god the irony
literally every timw some big splatoon thing is announced im only ever excited for it because i start thinking about how it will affect the alphalorer population . like since the day raiders was announced ive been like Hrrrrrmmmm how can i make this about my stupid multicolored bug collection
anyway . i hope its like this
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i hope that travis is twirling around joyous style in alphaās absence later this year
literally every timw some big splatoon thing is announced im only ever excited for it because i start thinking about how it will affect the alphalorer population . like since the day raiders was announced ive been like Hrrrrrmmmm how can i make this about my stupid multicolored bug collection
guys I have bad news
yeah im actually gonna hurl thinking about eightās return after alpharaidersā¦. like holy shit heās gonna go missing whatās the council (his brothers) gonna think about this
JUST REALIZED ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I AUDIBLY CHEERED ABOUT OMEGA BEING SEVERELY FUCKED IN THE HEAD POST SPLATLOCKE ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..CRAZY SHIT

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sometimes i wonder what itās like to be a non-alphalore fan showing up to one of Mr Starās streamings expecting normal YouTuber fanart⦠only to be met with torture and suffering while saxophones play in the background
kane with military dog imagery. because he doesnāt really feel like anything more than that
alphalore au where nothing changes except omegas name is wrathael
whatever go my squids
do you think that for a second that this is what happened when he absorbed Billy's soul
come onnnnnn man
OH SO YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT COME ONNN
š Alphathon Vol. 1.3: Port Mackerel
quick refresher for those who missed it: you may slowly start to realize thereās not a lot going on yet. this is true. Port Mackerel is literally horrifying thoughāso horrifying, in fact, that everyone left this Inkspedition a little more traumatized. my focus here isnāt necessarily on the map itself or anything that happens within the episode, but in these early stages, the behind-the-scenes aspect is so curious.
iām gonna go a bit out of order here because most of the jokes about Travisās pay are towards the end but GOD those make me laugh so hard. especially combined with the fact that he does in fact get a raise!! 5 years later, but weāre working on it!!
again, unclear if this is considered employment yet, but after this episode, heās gonna need money for a therapistā¦. a Splatoon Therapist perhaps (kidding but please make him canon)
itās possible that maybe they split the money they made from the videos but if Splatube is anything like YouTube in real life they probably get like 5 cents each (i choose to believe they pay better in Splatoon š)
this does make me wonder though if Travis started getting paid when the transition from shits n gigs to actual tv show became more clear or if he got actually paid sooner and perhaps the transition was more gradual than we think. he starts calling Apollo āthe bossā very early on but maybe thatās just because he doesnāt know his real name
wait actually how did Alpha excuse that one to Travis-
now moving backwards and onto the real lore stuff:
so i debated when i should mention this. itāll come back around again later (subtle foreshadowing), but this thought came to me as i was watching this episode so iāll talk about it now.
did people like⦠not know the Host of the Inkspedition was a separate person?
i mean if you think about it, there was no attempt to make him seem like a different person from Alpha. which, i meannnnnn-
but he was created as a separate person obviously, so people should recognize him as such, right? well, if this isnāt professionally produced there might not even be in-universe credits (and letās be real even if there was no one sticks around for credits)
he looks exactly like Alpha, and the only difference is that heās wearing a different outfit but THAT IS IT. no other indication, no mention of him and Alpha being two different people, the Inkspedition has always been hosted on Alphaās channel so really why would anyone assume theyāre different people??
even with other characters on the channel like Billy, if you assume Alpha isnāt the Host, your next assumption is probably that heās playing a character again (even though Billy was also real by this point)
the in-universe audience wouldnāt see Alpha and Apollo āin the same roomā until MONTHS later, so why would anyone have any reason to assume they were different people from the get-go? why wouldnāt Alpha appear in his own series?
Final Thoughts: SHUT UR TRAP OR U GET THE CLAP WE GO MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY š„š„š„

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i wrote something
https://archiveofourown.org/works/87462346
yeah fuck you too š„°š„°š„°
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