Jacksepticeye Sentence Starters!
                                          (Some NSFW)
Typical conversation starters:
 "Donât trust anyone, because everybody is a douchebag.â
âThat shit is so deep, Adele could roll in it.â
âThatâs not even a word, Iâm making up words now, just to describe
how terrible my life is!â
âI have no idea what Iâm doingâŚâ
âMamaâs pissed right nowâŚâ
"I wish I could crush my neighbors with a wallâŚâ Â
âI donât know why, but why the fuck not?â
âLook at the shadowâŚthat is terrifying.â
âDonât say things youâll regretâŚdonât say things people can make fun of you over.â
âOh, that is kinda cleverâŚalso kinda annoying.âÂ
âShh, no tears, only dreams now.â
âSomethingâs up, I can tell.â
âIâm complementing you, not trying to get into your pantsâŚâ
â Iâve been eating pretzels, theyâre so good. Have you ever just opened a bag of salty pretzels and you canât stop eating them? Theyâre sooooo good. I want to make love to themâŚyou heard nothing!â
âI actually donât like seeing you that happy, could you be a little sadder, please?â
âI can barley hear you over the sound of how dead you are!â
âCould you just stop for five fucking minutes?âÂ
âAll I did was kiss your wifeâŚâ
âGo stick your head in a dick!â
âDie, you mother fucker!â
âThatâs bull to the shit!â
"I donât like five, five can go to hell.â
âShut up, Iâm talking!â
âHey! Wake up so I can kill you!â
âOh yeah, thatâs greatâŚ.Iâm so happy youâre talking to meâŚâ
âHere take the phone, itâs your physiatrist, he says youâre an annoying asshole.â
 "Rome wasnât built in a dayâŚand neither were babies.âÂ
âDo you mind if I fab?â
âTheyâre doing the hover hug.â
â___, you lookinâ good!â
âYou guys need a sex swing.â
âIâll finger you, see what happensâŚâ
âDid you get that sweet goat ass?â
âThatâs a boyâŚstop humping the ground.â
âIs this an erotic statue of two men mud wrestling?â
âShould I slap the girl on the ass when she comes out?â
âWhy donât you take me out to dinner first, before you decide to fuck me?!â
âIâm getting smacked with my own snake!â
âLook at these plus one biceps!â
âIâm a pretty little flower!â  Â
âOh, Jesus Christ, I do have the force!â
âThat shouldnât have worked, but it did.â
âIâM A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON!"Â
"I like it, how you can see through all the windows."Â
"I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo.â
âThat is a nice cauldron, a very fucking nice cauldronâŚâ
âSoâŚhow you creepy bastards doinâ?â
âThis is not gonna be my first time in the bathroom with a goat in my lifetime, and last time was just as fucking magical."Â
"You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!â
âUmâŚhello? Yeah, Iâm here with two crazy people. Please get me out of here!â