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Y/N: I don’t know, they kinda just keep appearing.

Shadow Milk: Then why don’t you just kick them out?

Y/N: That would be rude. Besides, I like jesters, so it’s not that much of a big deal.

Shadow Milk: Is that so? Then let the greatest jester in the world, ME, delight you with-

Y/N: I like jesters, but I don’t like you.

Cue to all the jesters appearing just to laugh at Shadow Milk

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△ [Orange Pekoe didn’t laugh, only clapping their hands together in silent agreement. But one can tell there was a very smug smile hidden from view.] @/desperatelittledemon

△ “A jester’s duty is to bring laughs and smiles. Are you not doing the opposite bringing the crowd nothing but screams and wishes for mercy?”

△ “Yoohoohoo! Our stage isn’t big enough for a FOOL among fools! It’s no wonder our Master thinks you’re overrated anyways!”

...im joking but now I can't stop imagining, when cookies learn y/n came from the oven and showed discomfort that cookies can do...'that'...they try to help their ruler out by giving 'the talk' and y/n has to be like 'guys, I already know THAT way of being made!'

Heck, I can imagine atleast one cookie going: 'I can show you if you're a visual learner~'

....bet they'd immedietly get their butt kicked by cupcake thoigh unless cupcake was the one offering to show you that method! XD

its all shits n' giggles for SMC until Sugar Swan, White Lily, and any other crazy husbands and wives get overpissed at seeing Y/N get hurt or victimized

Y/N Cookie’s really got everything covered thanks to being immortal in life, death, in-between, etc.

Oh yes definitely. With one of them being Butter roll cookie. I won’t go into much detail, but let’s just say he’s been capturing and intentionally infecting cookies just so he can experiment on them.💀

Meanwhile kingdom y/n cookie is burning any and all knowledge of this before it gets out.

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Y/N Cookie bursts into Cookie Kingdom’s Archives, shocking Waxing Gibbous Cookie who nearly dropped her stack of books.

△ “I know you record the major happenings that go on with me, so I know you’ve heard of a certain fact the same time I did about us Cookies thanks to one ex-communicated priest-“

△ “KNOCK next time? And know what? That there’s another way baby doughs are born? The human way? Yeah, Cookiekind isn’t so different from those that created them after all, big surprise.”

△ “And you know of my reputation among Cookies?”

△ “Pfft, who doesn’t want to continue your jam lineage these days?”

△ “I’m also aware that you still have capabilities similar to Moonlight Cookie about dreams. I have an archival request for you…”

△ “I figured you’d say that and already went with gathering the dreams containing this newfound knowledge in the kingdom…”

△ “Burn it all when you’re done. If word continues to get out, I’m D O N E cracked!”

△ “And where am I going to do that exactly? I’m not setting fire to the archives…”

△ “I’ll have a discreet spot constructed. Get it done, Waxing Gibbous. I’m relying on you.”

△ “You’re lucky I’m not a Guardian with all their rules and codes. I’ll do what I can…but I can’t promise I’ll get them all…”

Im in the middle of a typhoon and the eepy disease is coming to get me

Yes, I’ve heard the audio leaks. And man, does it play out in your favor lowkey. But WHAT WAS THAT-

Oh and stuff with the Beasts too, for fans of them. Their original doughs trapped under the tree or something-

△ “Y/N Cookie, what must we do to get White Lily Cookie back?”

△ “That’s the neat thing. You don’t.”

△ “Truer words, bestie…”

So much so that you have two jesters for your kingdom!

You know what?