Robbie

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

reblog to stir prev occasionally

YOU PEOPLE HAVE A STRANGE IDEA OF WHAT IS OKAY TO SAY TO STRANGERS

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?