#maybe 50s jello food actually was a sublimated expression of female rage

#hi honey how was your 8 hour workday of doing fuck all while i cared for our infant child alone all day? eat this olive jello you bastard

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the neighborhood parents won’t let their children at my house. “Dad, why won’t Jimmy’s mom let him come over to play?” Well son, its probably because this house is composed of about 30% pool noodle and 100% shame. Last week I fashioned one pool noodle into an oven mitt, a pillow case, and a fleshlight so I could fuck the same pool noodles that have fucked my life so very royally.

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

listen the minute u think “hes different!!” abt a man he’s already scammed u

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

you die in real life.

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

BUT BATMAN HANGS IT UP asdjklfgh