Me, daydreaming: Hm. If I were allowed to place one “fuck” in the whole of the LOTR series, where would it be?
thats no mere ranger, thats aragorn son of fUCKING arathorn
the whole council of elrond scene is better with swearing
“sit the FUCK down legolas”
“gondor needs no fucking king”
“and my fucking axe”
put it right at the beginning to just fuck with the audience from the get-go, make them wonder if it’s going to happen again and it just won’t
“you’re fucking late”
“Tell me where the fuck is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him?”
“fly, you fucks!”
“Those were the fucking stories that stuck with you, Mr. Frodo.”
Sam, whilst throwing an apple at Bill Ferny: “Fuck off!”

















