Bomb the Vatican!

the real personality indicator is if you’d rather play with your partner’s hair or have them play with yours

reblog and add which one you’d prefer, i’d wanna play with theirs

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

CVS ain’t fucking around anymore.

I can’t wait til I’m able to see “The United States of America (1776-20xx)” on Wikipedia. With the whole article being in past tense.