This is Commander Renèe Minkowski speaking

love your pet

Although I have a couple Janet Evanovich books, so we could home cook up a few if you really want, and hephaestushera is willing.

I’ll loan it out to you after our resident blessedeternal is finished with it. Unless you wanna listen with them?

we have not spnet much time tihnknig abuot such tihngs. we jsut exist. we brorowed the comms room cnosole and looked it up on your inertnet and we thnik if our smlaler plnat cosuins on your earth are heramphorditic than we who are  so much greater and mroe eternal must be above such animal thnigs as gender. but we do not konw becuaes we have neevr met anohter blessedeternal to compare. perahps if yuo know of anohter one of us then we colud ansewr your qeustion. tehre is plnety of room in the veniltation sysetm for two of us. 

And about another blessed eternal... I think one of you is enough. Like Eiffel. We do not need two Eiffels. You're both just so... wonderful. Yes, wonderful, and I don't know if I could handle another wonderful being on this station. So let’s stick to just one of you for now? That sound good?

“No matter what happens or desperate things might seem, you’re not a stranger to your space compatriots. You know the rules, and so do they. You have to commit fully to your goals - you won’t get any less from the rest of your crew. You have to tell them your feelings, and understand theirs. Never give them up. Never let them down. Never run around and desert them. Never make them cry. Never say goodbye. Never tell a lie and hurt them.”

What? I must have suppressed it after the traumatic times in the first year. dougeiffel, you should definitely read it all very thoroughly and make sure I didn’t miss anymore of your stupid jokes.

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the fertliizer tastes like feritlizer. what else wolud it tatse like. of coruse we would not say no to the knid that tastes lkie chips or chcoloate like the ones that reneeminkowski hid in the air dutcs. but do not wrory we will not tell your secret as long as you laeve more snakcs. tehe he he hehe he he he. and coffee beans. we lieked the cruhncy coffee baens taht dralexanderhilbert was gonig to feed to dougeiffel. alomst as good as photosynethsis. curcnhy crunchy crucnhy.

This is a new one for us too. Look, I’ve tried to hunt this thing down, and it’s had plenty of opportunities to kill us if it wanted. Look, Lovelace. “Our hope is that with increased human contact, SPECIMEN 34 (“BLESSED ETERNAL”) can be further socialized and trained into a contributing member of the Hephaestus crew.” I think it wants to be friends.

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