Remmmul

the white lodge vs the black lodge 

Being fucked this hard WOULD set off the filter

Toe beans look like juicy fruit to tortoises.

(toe beans ARE juicy fruit)

Opabinia has been extinct for 497,000,000 slutty, slutty years.

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

Game of the year

Wow you told me exactly what to expect and I still couldn’t fuckin believe what I was watching

Me after the weekend.

like honestly what kind of #relatable feelings FROM 1812

He bought a coconut in case any of you were wondering

Even more relatable

I looked up how much this would be in today’s money and Burr spent over $40 on a coconut

just spent $40 #likeanass

When he says he’s 5 minutes down the road

I wish I could go back 6 years when none of this would have made sense to me