vampires don’t do dishes

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

so fucked up that goncharov is only on poob

I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.

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I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

@todaysbird

Official Bird

being held would be so cool. wish physical touch was real