But we’re not building a pillow wall

Sheldon: Amy is studying the time lag between intent and awareness, and I realized that applies to the measurement problem in quantum mechanics. Now, I recognize there will be a time lag between me saying that and you Googling what it means, so I’ll wait. Leonard: I understand it, Sheldon. Raj: Yeah, me, too. Howard: I’m sorry, I spaced. Are we still talking about the spoon? Raj: It’s nice to see you taking an interest in Amy’s work. Sheldon: Well, don’t get me wrong. Neurobiology’s nothing more than the science of gray squishy stuff. But, you know, when it connects to physics, gas up the Ford, Martha, we’re going for a drive.

Penny: Okay, listen to me. Your relationship can handle being long distance for a while. It's not like you two are very physical. Amy: Hey, you don't know what goes on behind closed doors. Penny: A lot of lectures? Amy: All right, so you know.

Amy: You’re just making fun of me. Bernadette: I was just kidding. I’m sorry. And the story’s really good. Penny: No, it is. Does he stay? Do they kiss? Does she find out about Montana? Bernadette: Please?

07x05 – The Workplace Proximity

04x03 – The Zazzy Substitution

Happy new year!!! Middle season hiatus almost over!!!

Amy: Bye, Sheldon. Sheldon: You know what? I feel uncomfortable engaging in a public display of affection while their relationship is strained. Leonard: Go ahead, it’s fine. Sheldon: Bye. Amy: Bye. Leonard: Okay. Penny: Let’s go. Amy: Bye. Sheldon: Bye.

Amy: You know what, Sheldon? You’re not always the smartest person in every room.

Sheldon: Well should we make love now? Amy: How can you even think about sex? Sheldon: Hey, I'm a man; I have annual needs just like anyone. And besides, it's our birthday tradition. Amy: You think you can do it while I lie perfectly still and you don't touch me? Sheldon: I can try. Want to do it again?

Sheldon: Very well. Prepare for a long night of deceit. Amy: Sheldon, women can wear make up, it’s not lying. Sheldon: I was talking about Leonard. And if make up is so truthful, why is it called concealer?

Sheldon: Morning. Happy birthday. Amy: Yeah, sure. Sheldon: Did you sleep at all? Amy: No. You? Sheldon: I passed out on the toilet once. I don't know if that counts.

Amy: Sheldon, do you understand the irony of your fixation on a man with super speed, while after five years all I can get out of you is a distracted make-out session on a couch?

Bazinga! *drop the mic inspiration* lmfao

Sheldon: Let’s see. What’s next? Oh, kissing’s romantic.

Sheldon: We seem to be moving on to the annual coitus portion of your birthday festivities. Amy: Is that okay? Sheldon: I didn’t put on my come-hither plaid PJ’s for nothing.