King Of Microexpressions

When someone tells you that you can’t pet their dog

When you’re not interested in the conversation but you pretend to be so you don’t hurt their feelings

When your friend starts talking about how much they love your NOTP

SURPRISE. No one cares.

When someone else calls your best friend their best friend.

Well, well, well, would you look at that; it's exactly 'fuck you' o'clock.

ALRIGHT, NOBODY MOVE, I LOST A FUCKIN’ CONTACT.