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Porsche: Hey, Chay, can I talk to you?
Chay, dragging Macau by the wrist: Sure. What about?
Porsche: ... Can I talk to you alone?
Macau: Unfortunately, no you can't.
Chay: We're a two pack deal.
Macau: You either get both or none.
Vegas, whispering: I'd take none.
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*Vegas and Pete fighting in the distance*
Macau: god, you're like an old married couple
Vegas: yeah but with epic sex
Pete: *pushes Vegas down the stairs*
we've got vegaspete and then we've got this
Tankhun: I can't believe you and Kinn broke the bed last night!
Pete: Yeah, must have been a wild night ;)
Porsche: Yeah...
[last night]
Porsche: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling!
Kinn: You're on
Korn: I raised perfectly functional children.
Kinn: ....
Kim: Do you have other children we don't know about?
Tankhun: Maybe some that you actually raised?
Porsche, on one knee: -so, will you marry me?
Kinn: Yes!
Pete, jumping out from a bush: Oh my god!
Kinn: Pete?! What are you-
Pete, hugging Porsche: You're getting married!!
Porsche, hugging back: I know!!
Pete: He said yes!!!
Porsche: I know!!
Kinn:
Kinn: Should I leave you two alone or something?
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Porsche: A girl passed me a note and it said "I think you're hot."
Porsche: So I passed her a note and it said, "I don't need you to tell me that."
Porsche: Fist me.
Kinn, panicked: I-- What the fuck?
Porsche: *holds out his fist for a fist-bump*
Kinn:
Kinn: Right, that's what you--Right, okay, God, Jesus fucking Christ.
Kim: I feel bad, I mean your brother is just so much smarter than mine smh :(
Tankhun: Kim don't feel-
Tankhun: WAIT
Kim: *starts walking away*
Tankhun: KIM
Tankhun: KIMHAN THEERAPANYAKUL. COME BACK HERE.
vegas: i'm small, but knowing
kim: you don't even know what the top shelf looks like
Porsche: *tries to slap Kinn's ass as he walks past by*
Porsche: *misses, trips and falls*
Kinn: *tries to catch Porsche but overbalances*
Kinn: *tries to hold a chair for support*
Chair: *breaks*
Kinn: *falls on top of Porsche*
Tankhun, watching: "It's like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance"
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Pete: Hey about that love letter you sent me?
Vegas: *nervously* What about it?
Pete: On the third paragraph
Vegas: Yeah, that's when I start to get really deep-
Pete: You forgot a comma
Macau: Hi Chay, you look nice today!
Kim: *aggressively pushing Macau away* Hi angel, you look nice EVERYDAY!
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Porsche: Sure is dark in here.
Kinn:
Porsche: I'm not scared or anything.
Kinn:
Porsche: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days?? Not me. Not the Phoenix. No sir.
Kinn: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Porsche:
Porsche: Whattookyousolongyesplease.
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Porsche: Kinn was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow
Porsche: There's nothing special about tomorrow
Porsche: But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over
Chay: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Kim: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake
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*Kinn and Porsche staying at Pete's and using the minor family pool*
*Pete, hiding in a bush*: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not-
*Kinn and Porsche start making out*
Pete: never fucking mind.
Vegas: I'm into dark humor.
Pete, turning off the lights: Would you like to hear a joke?
Vegas: I love you.