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Just a little teaser to get ya nice and revved up for the masquerade dance, and make you wonder what I’m going to wear. You’ll find me on @keithanderson‘s arm. #sanctuarymasquerade #couplegoals

Gooooooooooooood Afternoon Dalton Sanctuary! How are we all doing on this chilly Fall afternoon? I hope you’re all as pumped as I am! With all these fun activities and the treats we’ve all been creating and consuming, it’s high time we get into something that’ll get everyone’s blood pumping! I know the lovely Miss Alyssa mentioned this in a post a little earlier in this week, but I wanted to make my own post as the event draws in upon us! 

This weekend, the Daltons will be hosting another of their now famous movie events! As if that weren’t exciting enough, one of these wonderful movies will be the classic, amazing, hair-raising cult classic Rocky Horror Picture Show! As many of you may know, it is common for this particular film to be shown in conjunction with what we in the biz call a shadow cast. Now, those of you who were not aware of this tradition may be asking, “But Janelle, what is a shadow cast?” Good thing I’m ready to spill those beans! A shadow cast is a cast of thespians who perform the events of the movie, action-by-action, play-by-play, costume and set changes and all, while essentially mouthing the words of the actors as the movie plays alongside the stage! This means that these parts would be excellent for anyone who is interested in physical performing! You will still need to memorize the lines of the character you’re portraying, but as far as speaking goes you’re off the hook! So, that being said, anyone interested in participating, and taking on one of these classic roles, please please please do not hesitate to come and speak with me! I just know this is going to be so much fun! Below I will leave a list of the primary roles we’re looking to cast here! I’m looking forward to getting things rocking, and with getting this production put together for all to enjoy! 

Cast Needed -Dr. Frank-N-Furter -Janet Weiss -Brad Majors -Riff Raff -Magenta -Columbia -Dr. Everett V. Scott -Rocky Horror -Eddie -The Criminologist

Columbia was pretty much made for me, if you ask me. 

Keith: 'Evenin, beautiful. Consider this me asking you if you want to go to the dances with me this weekend?

Keith: I know, I wish I could be there in person to support you. But, you can always count on me to be there, watching the screening. I've even made posters, just for you. /I saw,/ you were incredible my dear, just incredible. And you carried the team to a victory, go you! You coming back to campus tonight, or do you work?

Keith: Hello, gorgeous. Wanted to say again how much I enjoyed our time last night. You're the best, all the way around.

Keith: You wanna? What does that look like to you? There are no wrong answers, you know. I can be, when I wanna. We both know that though, too. Yeah, I'll see you soon too. I'm glad you are. I am too.

Keith: You wanna...I dunno. Wanna stay the night tonight?

Reign: I do wanna. It could look like a lotta things, tbh. Depends on what you want with me. You're really cute.

Keith: That's what I like to hear. I miss you too, ya know. When you aren't around. I would love nothing more. I'll bring the blankets and pillows, you just bring your hypnotic self and that A+ smile of yours.

Keith: Well hello gorgeous. Nothing currently. Why? You in need of some time with the Keithmeister?

You work at a club? That must be so exciting, miss! I may have to stop by and see you. I’d love to do what I can to support everyone here. But how fun for the fall festival! Are you doing anything special for the performance?

A strip club. It is. I have a fun alter ego and everything. I think you should, you’ll have a good time. I like dancing here too, so you’re right about that. I’m going to do a costume thing, maybe more than one. I do pole dancing and aerial flying-- so silk ropes, sky hoops, etc. I might dance with fire. 

Alright guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, I know I made my introductory post yesterday. But, today is a brand new day, and I’m ready to get to work! So, I’ll start by telling you all a little more about myself (riveting, I know) and what I do! This means I’ll be going a little more in-depth regarding what my job is, what that entails, and the variety of services I offer! 

Now, as I said, I do have both my Bachelors and Masters degrees in Clinical Psychology. After graduating with my Masters, I pursued my specialization in Sex Therapy. But, what exactly does that mean? Traditionally, a Sex Therapist is someone who focuses on sexual problems individuals may encounter through psychotherapy. Sex Therapists focus on issues such as sexual function, sexual feelings, intimacy issues, concerns about arousal, sexual orientation, painful intercourse, and difficulty or inability to experience an orgasm- just to name a few. A vast array of sexual and intimacy issues can be covered in therapy, however. Traditionally speaking, Sex Therapy is 100% verbal, and involves nothing physical. However, studies have shown that in some cases, traditional verbal sex therapy alone did not support full, long term recovery. In recent years, a new subsect of Sex Therapy has emerged. This is known as Surrogate Partner Therapy. Becoming certified in this takes hundreds of hours of mentorship and training, as well as a board certification test, all of which I have also completed. Surrogate Partner Therapy takes the concept of Sex Therapy one step further, and incorporates methods of physicality. And yes, this type of therapy can lead to intercourse between therapist and patient, depending on the specific patient and what their therapy needs and goals are. SPT is designed to assist patients with reaching their physical sexual goals. This can be anything from the ability to maintain eye contact during conversation, the ability to feel and act comfortably on a date, getting used to skin-on-skin contact, and for a small percentage, guided intercourse. Some therapists even offer cuddling and service sessions, and walk through scenes with their patients. 

Whew, that was a lot of academic mumbo-jumbo to throw, I know. Thanks for sticking with me! So, in the grand scheme of thingsm the real question is this: what does this mean for all of you lovely residents, and in what ways are you able to utilize my services? To put things simply, I am here for any and all of the above. Below, you will find a list of services I am licensed to offer. I want to take the time to remind each of you that this is all purely therapy based. Sessions with me are judgement free, 100%, and absolutely confidential. Regardless of your personal course of therapy, our relationships are and shall remain totally doctor-patient. So, all of that being said, I can’t wait to begin scheduling sessions and assisting you all in getting to the place that you want to be.  Services Offered -Talk therapy covering topics such as (but not limited to) concerns about sexual desire and arousal, concerns or questions regarding sexual orientation, impulsive or compulsive sexual behaviors, erectile concerns, premature ejaculation concerns, difficulty with sexual arousal, trouble reaching orgasm, painful intercourse, intimacy issues, concerns regarding past sexual experiences -Surrogate Dates -Cuddling Therapy -Scenework (Dominant or submissive) -Touch Therapy -Guided Intercourse Therapy

On top of all that, you can also expect to see frequent posts from me regarding sex and sex-related topics. Ultimately, my goal is and always will be to educate. We live in a society where sex should not be stigmatized. There should be no embarrassment, or hesitation when it comes to topics such as these. Still, somehow, there is. I am here to help as much as possible, in any way I can. So, don’t be shy! I am available! Oh, and, while I’m thinking about it- I will also be teaching all sections of classes for Switches! So, if that describes you, hit me up and let me know who you are! I’m excited to begin getting to know you all as students, too!

Sex therapy, you say? Now that is interesting. I was interested in it at one point, you know. It’s all very interesting stuff. And you’re teaching the core Switch classes? I think I’ll be seeing a lot of you, sugar.

Well…It appears as though my Sir has left us. I am not normally one to post something like this, but I am simply not sure what to do with myself. If anyone is in need of anything, or even just wants to hang out, I am available, I guess. 

Men are pigs. Well, that man is a pig. It’s his loss. Now you’re free, you can be whoever you want to be. I should set you up on a blind date.

You’re right about that my girl. So, so many times. 

I can’t wait to see you, sugar. My engine’s revved. 

Keith: Yes, a million and one times yes. I will /never/- and understand I do mean /never/- turn you down.

Oh, I’ll cum for sure. Right?