starry starry night

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

I think the dumbest function of a cat is that they have such a hard time getting their claws unhooked out of things

"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it

I’ve recently discovered how much better life can be when we normalize this. My best friend and I have started saying “hang on, I’m scripting” when we need a minute to mentally rehearse during big conversations (and “bear with me, I’m doing improv” when we’ve reached the end of our script and start to struggle with words lol)

i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHARKS HAVE BEEN AROUND THE GALAXY TWICE

It’s a very good design

i think we need new types of sprees. i'm tired of shopping and killing

real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone