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Honestly, I’m attracted to high pitched energy, so I could see that being the case. There’s just something that draws you in along with bright colors and shiny things. Could you imagine having a brain that innocent? Do you think they’re all into like BDSM on their off time to get out the aggression? Because it’d make sense.

They gotta play to their audience, plus kids the time spam of kids being interested in things slowly keeps going down, but shiny objects always seem to solve that. & i honestly didn’t know whether you meant the children's show writers or those in the teletubby outfits.....both? probably both.  Or anyone who’s dressing up in a kids show for a living...they have to level up with the innocence on screen, so i can imagine it helps.

I was devastated when they claimed that it would no longer be considered one. All of those years of education, making my own solar system out of styrofoam balls and adoring space, and BAM! They shook the very foundation we all grew up on. I couldn’t take it off the chin. It meant too much! I hadn’t even thought of voodoo… The plot thickens!

Imagine the loss of today’s science projects when it’s missing planets...that’s just sad. Or maybe there’s some kids out their rebelling against the system and adding them into their science projects anyway. & Can you think of anyone who’d mess with you via voo doo doll? we may be able to get to the bottom of this!

I just want to turn the corner in a grocery store like ‘oh really, Sandra?’ and just watch a look of panic take over their face. Next time I see someone facetiming in the store, I’m just going to jump into the video. It seems like the only logical thing to do. I’ll bust out a video camera to capture it all for your museum.

You could make it all dramatic and hear the gasps all around the store. Could you actually imagine talking shit, only for the person to come around the corner and call you out. You should do it even if you have no idea who this person is, it’ll make for a great story for Sandra. & thank you for contributing to my museum of simceptions, it’s greatly appreciated.

Unless I wind up banging out a kid. I feel that’s when shit gets real. I saw a spoof where they made it so Saint West was older and teased about Kim’s sex tape. It was literally one of the greatest things. I wouldn’t be able to keep up with Shonda’s level of drama, honestly. She’s above and beyond. I’m not taking the rap for your broken nose!

Be careful what you wish for. & you never know, your future human self might get teased for your former scandals too, so that’s why they need to me good. Put her level is the level you want. It’s the level the people want, Dave!  & if that includes my broken nose, so be it. It would all be a misunderstanding.

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That is very true, but Pluto will ALWAYS be a planet to me. I remember feeling like I should mourn the death of it, when they said it was no longer considered one. I’m one of those people. And I have no idea. I don’t want to think about it being anything more malicious than a ghot or ghoul, but I assume that would be the case here.

They really need to stop picking on planets....they’re already ruining songs by taking planets away. People probably did mourn it & just accepted it was no more....but you were much stronger then that, Emily. & it could also be someone playing with a voodoo dolls....but leaving mysterious and questionable bruises seem like a waste of a voodoo doll.

Honestly, at this point we’re all just forcing fall clothes. Has anyone else, besides me, thought that it’s still too warm for the sweaters yet? I’ve been wearing them and sweating a kind of gross amount. It’s quite annoying. How am I supposed to curl up in my fuzzy socks and have a Halloween or Ryan Gosling marathon when I can’t stand to be under a blanket? Is this just me?

The temperature seems to be dropping more at night, then it is turning that day....so clearly that’s the perfect time to get your spooky movie on. Don’t let the warm temperature win! there’s always a good time for fuzzy socks.

I wanted to say it’s because they’re usually high pitched kind of sounds, due to the kids’ voices, but I’ve heard a bunch of them with grown ass men voices recently. They’re always generally excited, though, so maybe that? And no, but now I want to look it up!

Then i’d imagine it’s more the “high pitched energy” & colors? I’m sure the writers room for some of these children’s shows are super interesting though. You should....just for the pure fact that’s it’s slightly terrifying, and all they did was slow it down and turn it black and white and it suddenly turned satanic. 

Oh, absolutely! I’ve always wanted to stumble upon someone who was talking shit about myself or someone I knew, while on the phone, because no one’s ever quiet… ever. And I suppose that makes sense, but I would sooner take a picture and send it to someone that FaceTime them in the store. I feel like it takes less effort? SIMception?

Ohh, the tables turn when it’s someone you know they’re talking about...or you witness someone else listening, and it turns out it’s about them, and you’re basically watching the drama unfold, getting some real daytime reality situation happening right in front of your eyes. Who really knows why people face time in stores.....maybe next time you should ask.  & next time you decide to dance around a pizza, you should turn it into some live art piece.

I’ve come to the conclusion that children’s television are what nightmares are made of. Have you ever seen the terrifying looking pig named Olivia and her family? They look like something that would come after you in the dead of night, while you’re trying to get sleep – with Ring Around the Rosie playing in the background or really creepy kid laughter. And it’s a universal thing. No matter the country, there’s always something that’s questionable. Here’s to hoping my little ones catch on to Sailor Moon before Caillou.

Creepy seems to sell to children, for some odd reason. BUT have you ever see the teletubbies in black and white & slowed down? That’s what nightmares are truly made of.

Just one. Then again, I’ve already been a few drinks in when I take the shot. Aliens are probably just paying attention to who things are developing in the human world so they can keep their weapons upgraded to take out ours in case of a war! However, I can’t see us going to war when, as humans, we have no idea if they really exist! How do we find aliens, Bridget?!

In that case, i’d make sure it was my first drink, just so i could test the limits...but i’m gonna take your word that it’s strong. & this makes so much sense....but technically we could still go to war if the government knew, which i’m sure they do. OR they’re working together, and there’s higher people giving out information to Aliens, so they won’t attack....but who knows if they aren’t gonna betray that trust! By going to the spots people claim they got abducted? 

You just took it to an almost pedophile space and I’m not sure how I feel about that, but I get what you’re saying. I don’t enjoy tickling so I could never imagine it as a ‘turn on’. We have to pay them for their answers somehow! For every question they answer you’ll give them a little tickle, seems fair enough.

I aspire to be on her level, honestly. Could you imagine having such a power? Leaked nudes, questionable decisions, a trainwreck of a life… Anything would be possible! I’ll make sure I have a hanky available just in case this nose cracking goes south.

You’d be pretty much settled for life when mistakes were made, and having it not look bad at all. Who knows, Maybe Shonda would be asking you for ideas. & that’s so thoughtful....but if my nose does start bleeding or brakes in any way, i’ll just say you accidentally elbowed me in the face.

I mean, they gave it back the ‘dwarf planet’ title, but it is and always will be a planet to me! Seriously though. I’ve had what looked like a thumb print on my inner bicep, and I can’t imagine grabbing myself there for any reason at all. It had to be some sort of ghost or ghoul. 

“Dwarf planet” is still better then nothing, or better then them declaring it’s not relevant anymore, but i’m sure there’s a ton of  people passionate about getting it back as an official planet! Now the next question is....why is this ghost or ghoul bruising your bicep?? or at all.....

Oh, I have no issue with fall. Let’s build all the leaf mountains. But months feeling like weeks and weeks feeling like days? I don’t recall signing up for that. October’s rad though, I guess that’s one positive of turning into a grandpa. And please, new amigo, my daughters were sassing me from the womb.

Maybe it just means you’re one step closer to being able to stop time for a little while, i’m sure the technology is nearly there. Or, you just completely avoid the time part and enjoy the leaf mountains part. Yeah? did they give you a sassy look before they could talk back? That defiantly takes some real skill.

It’s delicious! You would remember drinking the shot but not what happens after. Essentially danger in a glass. With your looks I’m sure people would believe it in an instant! People always follow pretty people trends.

Are we talking after one, or a few? Or is it one of those shots where you have one and you immediately have more? Either way, i’ll take your word....it can be a memory i’ll possibly get to look back on in the future, if the aliens get to us, that is. & that’s another thing, it makes you wonder what they could possibly use those specific memory's for? You think? What if i just wore an entire tinfoil outfit...i’ll turn a fashion don’t to a fashion do.

It really is! Have you ever had a mind eraser? Mix dragonberry bacardi and white monster in a shot and you’ll forget your entire rest of the night! I’m just gonna wear tinfoil on my head from now on out. They can’t read my mind if they can’t get through to it! 

I haven’t?! Even though i’m sure i wouldn't even remember if i had, by the sounds of it. & it sounds like the drink you should defiantly be having when discussing mind wrecking conversations like this. You and me both...we’ll just have to tell people tinfoil hats are in fashion, so no one suspects anything.