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Look. I'm just here to refute things and show you the truth behind that food safety blog.

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refutations-by-jiangwanyin

Hey, your mom is back for a nighthunting trip (that I swear lasted like a month but whatever) and she's ranting about some rumors?

What that about? Do I need to bunker down in the jingshi for awhile?

@foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

What do you mean she's back??? She's not supposed to be back for another 4 months. At the least.

*yells somewhere behind him* A-Mei! Pack our things! We're going to go visit the outer fringes of Yunmeng or go see that nephew of mine in Jinlintai!

*faintly* What??? Why? And don't call me that!

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Sooooooo is that a yes to bunker time?

The way you phrased that last bit made it sound like you have a nephew somewhere else.....

Are you acknowledging A-Yuan as your nephew? 🤩🤩🤩

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

*muttering and frowning* ...and if I leave...that'll take care of...no, I can't take...A-jie still...

*waves hand negligently* Yeah, sure, whatever.

*goes back to muttering* ...that leaves...if we pack...will we have enough for...

Hey, your mom is back for a nighthunting trip (that I swear lasted like a month but whatever) and she's ranting about some rumors?

What that about? Do I need to bunker down in the jingshi for awhile?

@foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

What do you mean she's back??? She's not supposed to be back for another 4 months. At the least.

*yells somewhere behind him* A-Mei! Pack our things! We're going to go visit the outer fringes of Yunmeng or go see that nephew of mine in Jinlintai!

*faintly* What??? Why? And don't call me that!

#wanyin answers #ugh brothers #i regret checking the communication array #panda here: please imagine “A-Mei” is being called in the same manner as frozone calling out to his wife in the incredibles

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

JIANG CHENG!

I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT!!!

IT'S ABOUT THE AREA YOU'RE HEADING TO!

Whatever it was, you're too late asshole.

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

Yeah. Thanks. Never would have guessed. *rolls eyes*

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Geeze at least I remembered some time this month.

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

... Whatever.

#panda here: image note! important! i haven't gotten this edited but he still very much has purple hair and piercings mkaythnx!

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

JIANG CHENG!

I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT!!!

IT'S ABOUT THE AREA YOU'RE HEADING TO!

Whatever it was, you're too late asshole.

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

Yeah. Thanks. Never would have guessed. *rolls eyes*

#ugh brothers #i regret checking the communication array

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JIANG CHENG!

I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT!!!

IT'S ABOUT THE AREA YOU'RE HEADING TO!

Whatever it was, you're too late asshole.

#wanyin answers #ugh brothers #i regret checking the communication array

Wife! Nothing you say could-

MY ACTUAL NAME IS WEN ZHANMEI! I am not who you think I am and I've been lying this entire time. You- I-

[Jiang Cheng's mouth sets into a harsh line before he looks away]

I... I need to think...

[Zhuxiong Wen Zhanmei Zhu- tears her gaze away, expression tortured]

Jiang Cheng...

[Jiang Cheng just shakes his head as he walks away]

*too quietly* Oh, laopo... If only you said something sooner...

#zongzhu and daoren are back in sect!

#zongzhu and daoren are out of sect right now

Jilf

Jasmine is a lovely flower! Fragrant too!

#zhúxióng tag!#zhúxióng answers!#wanyin answers #(✿◠‿◠)#it means jasmine is lovely flower and nothing else #right? (≖ ‸ ≖ ✿)

I want no part in whatever this is. Fuck off.

#i regret checking the communication array

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seclusion-withlanxichen

Sir, I have a large shipment of shrimp chips that had mistakenly been delivered. We can't get ahold of the seller, nor the original recipient. What should be done?

Wangji can perhaps oversee distributing them to people they would serve better

seclusion-withlanxichen

@jinlingsgayestuncle Please

jinlingsgayestuncle

Perhaps we could direct these to Yunmeng.

jinlingsgayestuncle

@refutations-by-jiangwanyin

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

No. I have no need, nor want of them. Give them to-

I don't know.

@finediningwithyao, you could do something with that cat cafe or whatever?

#your problem now #< if you're that hard-pressed to get rid of them #give them to your juniors or something #as like a reward for good behaviour or whatever #don't make it my problem!

bdsm-with-madam-yu

torturing twinks is my favourite hobby

orange-sora

@foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

In other news, water is wet, Lan Zhan is beautiful, and Jiang Cheng is cranky

bdsm-with-madam-yu

A-Cheng is PERFECT the way he is!! 😡

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

@refutations-by-jiangwanyin

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

....

Demonic Cultivators hellbent on ruining their lives and the lives around them, ARE NOT "twinks".

#i'm not even going to comment on the other think #ma'am is drunk and needs to be escorted home #away from me

rotp-on-ao3-goofing-blog

Needing Vitamin D and sunshine for your health are lies told by Big Diurnal to weaken the Nocturnal Protectors and ultimately cripple the human race.

cypherial

That's what Big Government wants you to think

debates-with-zhuxiongdaoren

Big Government is a front for Big Diurnal to spread misery and chaos.

barely-an-artist

Does that mean I dont have to follow rules anymore?

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

Damnit, woman! Why is she always like this?

Bunny-daoren! You still have to follow rules! Zhúxióng is just-! Don't listen to her!

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Let her speak of the evils of daylight

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

You-! Stay out this!

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

No! For too long my people have suffered the tyranny of Big Diurnal!

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

@jinlingsgayestuncle

You do something about this. You Lans follow a strict diurnal schedule, so he's your nighttime problem.

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Oh! So you'll ask my husband for help when it serves your government conspiracy, but not for the important things!

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

You... You do know that he also works for a government-type thing, right?

Hang on. No. Shut up. I'm not asking him for help. I'm reminding him that you're his problem, not mine.

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

And yet, here we are! My husband, unbothered. You, very bothered

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

Yes. Bothered. By you. Who won't bother the man whomst you are legally allowed to bother.

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Well because when your husband can kick everyone else's ass, you can bother anyone without legal repercussions

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

....

I'm getting your husband's uncle.

rotp-on-ao3-goofing-blog

Needing Vitamin D and sunshine for your health are lies told by Big Diurnal to weaken the Nocturnal Protectors and ultimately cripple the human race.

cypherial

That's what Big Government wants you to think

debates-with-zhuxiongdaoren

Big Government is a front for Big Diurnal to spread misery and chaos.

barely-an-artist

Does that mean I dont have to follow rules anymore?

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

Damnit, woman! Why is she always like this?

Bunny-daoren! You still have to follow rules! Zhúxióng is just-! Don't listen to her!

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Let her speak of the evils of daylight

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

You-! Stay out this!

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

No! For too long my people have suffered the tyranny of Big Diurnal!

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

@jinlingsgayestuncle

You do something about this. You Lans follow a strict diurnal schedule, so he's your nighttime problem.

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Oh! So you'll ask my husband for help when it serves your government conspiracy, but not for the important things!

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

You... You do know that he also works for a government-type thing, right?

Hang on. No. Shut up. I'm not asking him for help. I'm reminding him that you're his problem, not mine.

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

And yet, here we are! My husband, unbothered. You, very bothered

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

Yes. Bothered. By you. Who won't bother the man whomst you are legally allowed to bother.

rotp-on-ao3-goofing-blog

Needing Vitamin D and sunshine for your health are lies told by Big Diurnal to weaken the Nocturnal Protectors and ultimately cripple the human race.

cypherial

That's what Big Government wants you to think

debates-with-zhuxiongdaoren

Big Government is a front for Big Diurnal to spread misery and chaos.

barely-an-artist

Does that mean I dont have to follow rules anymore?

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

Damnit, woman! Why is she always like this?

Bunny-daoren! You still have to follow rules! Zhúxióng is just-! Don't listen to her!

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Let her speak of the evils of daylight

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

You-! Stay out this!

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

No! For too long my people have suffered the tyranny of Big Diurnal!

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

@jinlingsgayestuncle

You do something about this. You Lans follow a strict diurnal schedule, so he's your nighttime problem.

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Oh! So you'll ask my husband for help when it serves your government conspiracy, but not for the important things!

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

You... You do know that he also works for a government-type thing, right?

Hang on. No. Shut up. I'm not asking him for help. I'm reminding him that you're his problem, not mine.

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rotp-on-ao3-goofing-blog

Needing Vitamin D and sunshine for your health are lies told by Big Diurnal to weaken the Nocturnal Protectors and ultimately cripple the human race.

cypherial

That's what Big Government wants you to think

debates-with-zhuxiongdaoren

Big Government is a front for Big Diurnal to spread misery and chaos.

barely-an-artist

Does that mean I dont have to follow rules anymore?

refutations-by-jiangwanyin

Damnit, woman! Why is she always like this?