one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him βwhoβs milk is thisβ because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said βwhoβs thisβ
then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said βthatβs your new friend mr. milk.β and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high
to this day i still have not lived it down

















