Reed Library Cubicle Finds

Zonies/Calios bathroom special

"Bitch I know you lying...but continue..."

"Feline AIDs are the No. 1 killer of domestic cats."

"Love ur celery or no one else will"

"The key to happiness is {porn} lowered expectations"

"Only if you are"

"Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart..."

"Broken crayons still color"

"No one gives a shit. Fuck you 2014"

"I wonder how many people I've looked at all my life and never seen..."

"You don't want to look back and know you could've done better"

"I AM MORE THAN THIS"

"Please use protection, if you have an erection, when your feelin' a connection"

"Hey how's the bean bag chair?"

"I can't believe I'm actually studying" "I can't believe it's not butter"

"Make your mark"